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Obscure Words Like ‘Jazz’ And ‘Leaf’ Now More Common In Kindy Than Glorious Bogan Names Like Rybekkah

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The old days of new parents using unconventional spelling for traditional names are behind us, it has been confirmed. This disappointing news has been...

Deadshit Brother Celebrated For ATAR That Would’ve Resulted In Older Siblings Being Kicked Out

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, ATAR results are begging to filter through for the 2022 school leavers. It's the day many have been waiting their...

Advice Column | Growing A Beard To Get Paid As Much As Your Male Colleagues

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT Are you sick of not getting paid as much as your male colleagues just because you’re a woman? Tired...

Advice Column | Betting With Mates Is Healthy And Fun For Everyone

DR CHET SPEVENS | Finance Expert | CONTACT When I was a kid we didn’t have betting apps and we certainly couldn’t bet with mates. We had...

How To Stop Gentrification In Your Area With A Simple Cinder Block Through A Local Developer’s Front Office

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian newspapers continues the hysterical coverage of the fictional post-pandemic phenomenas of 'quiet quitting' and 'CBD avoidance' - there is one...

Raes At Wategos Resort In Byron Bay Enters Bid To Host 3rd Season Of White Lotus

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There's some exciting news for Destination NSW and entertainment fans today, with revelations that a popular TV show could be coming to Australian...

Landlord Unsure About Renewing Your Lease… Unless You Wanna Offer To Pay More Haha? Up To You

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was 100% expected, the genius investors that make up Australia's post-war landlord caste have this week begun making immediate steps to pass...

Australians Unanimously Agree That Moro Deserves To Exist Outside Of The Favourites Box

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent survey of confectionary enthusiasts has found that the 'Moro' chocolate bar holds up on it's own, and deserves to be available...

Gay Mate Didn’t Need A Year Worth Of His Data Violated To Know He Needs To Give Dua Lipa A Rest

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man Ken Dollrig (28) has today spent 10 minutes analysing perhaps the most unnecessary Spotify Wrapped data of the entire year. In fact,...

“Nobody Cares About Your Spotify Wrapped” Says Woman Whose Entire Social Media Footprint Consists Solely Of Baby Photos And Wedding Throwbacks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It didn't take long for local Instagram addict Jess Mayer (33) to grow tired of reading interesting statistics about her friends and family...

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