“I NEED MORE DETAILS!” Shouts Dutton From Behind 40,000 Page Document Detailing Indigenous Voice
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Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton is continuing to tread water this week, as he finds himself hamstrung between bringing a refreshing approach to...
Karl Stefanovic Says Michael Clarke Is Lucky He Didn’t Make Him Sing The Damn Team Song
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A very embarrassing video has surfaced of former Australian cricket captain and trouble-magnet Michael Clarke in a heated confrontation with his girlfriend, before...
Mate Trying To Delve Into Deeply Personal Topics At Pub Gets Roasted With “Righto Prince Harry”
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The habit Australian males have of hiding their emotions and grievances behind a wall of stoicism has been greatly reinforced this week, after...
Real Estate Agent Can Only Offer A 6-Month Lease In Case Owners Wanna Twist The Knife Come Winter
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There was a time where local real estate agent Clyde Menzies-Hopscotch (31) had everyone worried. As an affluent 'leader of tomorrow' - it's...
Local Fridgie Says Any Bloke Climbing In A Roof Is Not A Fridgie
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A major report released today by one of Australia's most esteemed Refrigerator Mechanic bodies has levelled damning claims against pretenders within the industry.
The...
Heartbroken Local Woman Excited To Learn Takeaway Costs The Same As Cooking For One
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The gut-punch of current grocery prices is stinging a bit less for Betootan Pepita Mann (27) who recently got her own place after...
‘Oi Let’s Catch Up Before Work Starts’ Just Code For ‘Lets Suck As Much Piss As Possible, Today’
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With a vast majority of Australians returning from their Christmas break and back into to work over the next week, the purgatory of...
Betoota Advocate Staff Finally Return To Work After Dragging Out ‘Best Of 2022’ Well Into January
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The editors, field reporters and cadets of The Betoota Advocate have today finally returned to the newsroom on Daroo street today, after...
Oi Just Shut Up For A Little Bit
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The billionaire apartheid prodigy Elon Musk has this week once again reminded the world that trust fund baby entrepreneurs are best seen and...
Robodebt Royal Commission Struggles To Fit All Of Scotty’s Former Ministries On The One Screen
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Former PM Scott Morrison's storied resume is making life very hard for the Robodebt Royal Commission this week - with over 60% of...
