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Metalheads Almost Hit It Off Before Realising They Have Slightly Different Views On A Particular Era

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A new friendship came within a shred of happening today as two metalheads got to know each other a little bit. Hanging out at...

SBS Reminds Nation That Soccer Broadcasts Are Best Left To The Fucken Pros

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week into the 2022 FIFA World Cup and almost everything is as strange and unpleasant as would be expected when sporting administrators...

NSW Police Brutally Bash Another Elderly Man For Asking His Old Mate How The Fuck He’s Been

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New South Wales police are back in action today, and ramping up their efforts to cleanse Sydney's streets of any immoral behaviour...

Report: Bring Back Rocket Mayo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study conducted by the Licensing Inquiries and Testing For Australian Management (LitFam) ombudsman shows that there is not a good enough reason for...

Tracy Grimshaw Receives A Hoon’s Confiscated 1990 Pintara As A Farewell Present From ACA

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A pioneer of Australian investigative journalism, Tracy Grimshaw's final episode of A Current Affair will air at 7pm tonight. After 16 years hosting the...

NSW Premier Unable To See Link Between Sydney’s Lack Of Culture And His Cops Bashing Friendly Old Men

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn't know, the NSW Government are terrified that Sydney city has lost its groove after 3 years of lockdowns and...

“Glory To Ukraine” Mutters Local Big Unit As Boot Camp Instructor Finishes With 50 Russian Twists

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The War In Ukraine has escalated in the last 24 hours, after Polish officials confirmed that they believe a “Russian-made missile” fell on...

“The Media And Political Elite Are Protecting Dan Andrews” Says Victorian Liberals, Herald Sun, 3AW, Sky News, Catholic Church, Business Lobby, Fossil Fuel Companies, AFL, Organised Crime Figures 

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than two weeks until Victoria heads to the ballots, and pre-polling now open for the state election - it seems the...

Every Window In Greater Logan Shatters As Samoan Community Unleash Biblical Semi-Finals Chee-Hoo

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There has been extensive property damage to swathes of private and public buildings on Brisbane's southern outskirts over the weekend, after a glorious...

Australia’s Labour Shortage Suddenly Resolved As Busted Crypto Bros Return To The Workforce

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The post-pandemic neoliberal mantra of 'nobody wants to work anymore' has finally been put to bed this week, as the Australian workforce experiences...

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