Queenslander Nervously Googles What A Senate Is
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Despite being 33-years-old with a both a high school and university education, local beverage sales manager, Rylie Beaton, still doesn't know what the...
Abbott Says Turnbull Should Be Focusing On Bizarre Religious Issues That Only Concern Old People
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Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has criticised his successor’s election campaign, saying the focus has strayed in the final days because...
Turnbull Staffer Sacked After Forgetting To Pack Hand Sanitiser For Carindale Pub Visit
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A 24-year-old LNP staffer has been stood down today after recklessly forgetting to pack hand sanitiser during the Prime Minister's visit to...
Betoota Presents: The Honourable Bob Katter MP Tells His Most Infamous Yarns
28 June, 2016 13:40
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The 2016 election campaign has shown itself to be a very boring one and media outlets are doing their very best...
ELECTION 2016: Bill Shorten Says Turnbull Has Anova Fing Coming
25 June, 2016 11:15
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Earlier this month the Coalition government slipped behind Labor for the first time since Malcolm Turnbull replaced Tony Abbott,...
Future Of Human Race Now Solely Dependant On Disengaged White People
23 June, 2016 11:30
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With three Western world economies making their way to the polls in 2016, it appears that the future of planet...
Long-Suffering NSW Fan Feels Blood Rushing To His Phallus During Mid-90s Origin Compilation
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Unbeknownst to his bosses, local man John Birley (37) has spent the entire work day watching Youtube highlights of men he has...
Bernard Fanning, Wally Lewis Join Long List Of Queenslanders Calling For A “Quexit”
21 June, 2016 13:40
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Former frontman of Powderfinger, Bernard Fanning, and Queensland rugby league icon Wally Lewis are the latest high-profile Queenslanders to...
Dad Knows What A Real Biff Looks Like
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Despite the fact that two of his three sons have actually spent time in holding cells for punching on, local dad, Greg...
Greens Call To Slash Drought Aid Immediately After Hearing They Got A Bit Of Rain In Dubbo
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CLIMATE SCIENTISTS WITHIN THE Greens party have declared the drought over, as many long-parched swathes of Western NSW are...
