Nation’s Mums Begin The Emotional Blackmail To Get Their Kids To Stay For New Years
KENT REGINALD | Entertainment | CONTACT
A local mum is being way too dramatic and threatening to write her son out of her will today, after the son confirmed...
Suburban Dad Gets An Erection While Reading Peter FitzSimons’ Book He Got For Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A West Carindale man has today felt blood rushing to the tip of his phallus, as he immerses himself in the adventures of Burke...
“Fuck Me, What A Year” Says Senator Sam Dastyari Over An Ice Cold Tsingtao
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
After somehow surviving one political burial earlier this year, followed by a fully baked exit from politics for pretty much the same thing...
Liam Neeson Really Spices It Up In New Film About Ordinary Man With Unique Combat Skills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Just when you thought that the film template of a baby boomer with a British accent getting caught up in a international...
Toff Uncle Insists On Watching Sydney To Hobart Instead Of The Test
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
One of the married-in members of the extended family is today making a big point of telling everyone how...
Report: Dad Couldn’t Eat Another Bloody Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
It’s official.
Dad “couldn’t eat another friggen thing,” even if he wanted to it has been confirmed.
Albert Johnston, the father of four, dining in...
Aunty Sal Still Bitter About The Plebiscite Result
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
A few members of the Aubusson family have been been brought up to speed on some of the abrasive views that Aunty...
Brunswick Council Calls For Father Christmas To Be Renamed ‘Person End-Of-Year Holiday’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Following the hysteria generated by both News.com.au, The Daily Telegraph and Channel 9's Today Show about the politically correct trying to steal Christmas...
Greens Admit All Their Policies Actually Come From Old Redgum Songs
OZZIE MARINOS | Music & Politics | Contact
Greens leader, Doctor Richard Di Natale admitted today that all of the Greens policies were derived from old songs from...
Report Finds Quality Of Thai Restaurant Best Judged By How Bad The Pun Is In Their Name
With over nineteen different Thai restaurants, the people of Betoota thought they’d seen it all when it came to Thai-related puns.
However, Eye Of...
