21-Year-Old Disappointed To Learn He’s Too Old And Out-Of-Touch To Be A SoundCloud Rapper
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Aspiring musician and wannabe bad boy Cameron Kelly (21) recently came to the shocking realisation that as an ancient 21-year-old he has officially...
Peter Dutton Links Thon Maker’s Fly Kick To African Gang Violence
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Immigration Minister Peter Dutton this week taken aim at Australian Boomer Thon Maker's on-court behaviour as an example of the growing African...
Report: 95% Of Australian Toddlers Named ‘Ava’
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A recent report by the Australian bureau of statistics has found the 95% of Australian children under the age of 6 are named...
Local Man Lies Through His Teeth And Says He Always Thought Kings Of Leon Were Kinda Lame
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Luke McDonald should probably update his LinkedIn today.
The 28-year-old creative from the French Quarter lists his current occupation as a ‘Freelance Filmmaker and...
Members Of Kendrick Lamar’s Sydney Audience Respectfully Decline Offer To Join Him On Stage
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Kendrick Lamar has continued to blow fans away right across the country with his unforgettable set of his chart-topping anthems in the 2018...
SBS Announce Merger With Online Streaming Company Pornhub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | Contact
Australia’s hybrid public broadcaster has sensationally announced a merger set to rock the media landscape in the country.
The Special Broadcasting Service (SBS) has...
Rodney Rude Finally Gets His Own Show After TV Networks Run Out Of Woke-White-Cunts
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Australian blue comedy icon, Rodney Rude (75) has finally been given his own network program, after fifty years of touring.
This comes after ABC,...
Despite The Salary, This CEO Says It Still Hurts When Deadshits From School Call Him A Nerd
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Many people say many things about money. Some say it can’t buy happiness. Some say it can.
For local CEO Levi Davis, while...
Nation’s Junior Footy Coaches Proven Wrong After U12s Player Successfully Runs Without Legs
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Aussie junior football coaches from both codes of rugby were left rather embarrassed over the weekend, after a bizarre, almost supernatural, phenomena took...
Asian Mate’s Grandpa Offers Some Opinions That Are Probably Even A Bit Too Red Hot For Sky News
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An elderly Asian migrant from Betoota's Flight Path District has left his grandchild's social circle in complete shock today after blurting out one...
