Hadley Breaks Into Tears After Learning His Son Behaves Like Every Other Moron In Sydney
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Sydney's aspirational class's unquenchable lust for cocaine appears to extend to every facet of the community, including the police force, that's according to...
PETA Launches Campaign Trying To Stop Inmates From Using ‘Cat’ And ‘Dog’ As Derogatory Slurs
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) have today launched a campaign that is likely to have yet another obscure Australian...
Brisbane Residents Fire Up The Mushroom Heaters As Temperature Dips Below 25
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT
As the sun goes down over the mighty brown snake, a once warm day is usurped by a chilling night - well, for...
Elderly North Queenslander Pronounces ‘Mackay’ The Right Way
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
An elderly sun-kissed Northerner has today made a point of referring to Mackay as Mack-Kay, instead of the modernised pronounciation of 'Mack-Kye'.
Sarina Ingham...
Coles Executives Breakdown 1000 Years Faster Than Their Plastic Bags
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Scientists have confirmed today that executives at the grocery giant Coles, break down exactly 1000 years faster than their plastic bags.
The finding by...
Retail Employee Fires The Kill Shot During Argument With Suburban Mum And Drops A “Hun”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Phoebe Kennedy, a local employee at a retail chain in Betoota Ponds took a gamble a little while ago.
Tired from finishing an assignment...
Newly-Hired Bouncer Wondering How The Fuck This Is Legal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Halfway through his first shift as a bouncer in the Betoota French
Quarter, big unit Jackson Henare (30) is beginning to wonder
exactly where the...
Busker With Smile Sticker On Guitar Probably Opened For John Butler Trio At Some Point
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact
Campfire dwellers were stunned by the obvious revelation that the
guy with a Smile sticker on his acoustic guitar reckons he’s opened
for John Butler...
Government Treats Local Houso Kids To Unimaginative Floor-Level Playground On Fake Grass
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A childhood spent in public housing can be tough, even for those kids lucky enough to be able to spend the whole time...
Bloke Named ‘Sergio’ Has A Ponytail
Partygoers at a Betoota Downs house-warming have been treated to the antics of an unknown entity called ‘Sergio’ who as it turns out, is...
