Animal-Loving Hunk Graces Tinder With Photo Of Him Petting A Sedated Tiger In Thailand
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Local bachelor, George De Souza (27) says he doesn't use Tinder much, but when he does, he gets a few bites here...
“I Wish They Didn’t Cover The Coleslaw In Mayo” Says Man Halfway Through 800g Schnitty
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Local unit Jared O’Toole (32) tucked into a well-earned pub lunch only to express a disdain for the coleslaw that was saturated in...
Malcolm Turnbull Accused Of Being A ‘Class Traitor’ After Being Pictured Wearing Hi-Vis
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Members of the Wentworth Electorate have slammed their sitting member today.
The high net-worth and socio-economically well to do electorate has accused their representative,...
Man Shadow Kickboxing In The Park Dares You To Make Eye Contact
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A krav maga, kickboxing and UFC enthusiast named Klay Wilson (28) sat down with The Advocate to explain why you'd have to be...
Next Beer Expected to Open Up Possibility Of A Three Piece
Partaking in an impromptu Sunday session with half a dozen equally cut mates, Betoota Dolphin’s front rower Caden McLocklyon (22) has confirmed that the...
Severe Boredom Of Maternity Leave Eased After Posting Flashback Photos From Wedding In 2015
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A local mother-to-be has today found herself unable to avoid reminding everyone about just how perfect her wedding was in July, 2015.
While two...
Goofy Group Of Blokes On Boys Trip Propose Having A Few Beers In The Airport Bar Haha
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Even though it is nowhere near beer o'clock, a bunch of lads on tour have decided it might be time to treat themselves...
Triple J Hoping No One Remembers The Time They Hosted That Same Nazi On National Television
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After a heavy backlash from viewers, several high profile executives and personalities from Sky News Australia have resigned from the network after an...
Local Drug Dealer’s Idolisation Of Tony Montana Suggests He Hasn’t Seen The End Of Scarface
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A local sometimes cocaine, mostly ice, dealer has made it pretty clear that he strongly admires the main protagonist of the 1983 American gangster movie, Scarface.
Arty 'Party'...
Sexual Tension Almost Unbearable As The Topic Of Uber Ratings Comes Up During First Date
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A first date at a French Quarter restaurant has gone into overdrive
as accountant Lindal Snape (30) steps it up a notch and begins
discussing...
