“This Is What Happens When You Put Scientists And Human Compassion Before The Party”
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Tony Abbott has today fronted a press conference, in front of the select few journalists he doesn't believe have a left-wing agenda, to...
Former Highway Cop Somehow Owns 9 Residential Properties, Including One He Forgot About
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A prominent conservative Liberal politician who went from being a highway cop busting teenagers for having funny smelling cars, before spending a couple...
Inner-City Leftie Hoping You Just Heard Them Use The Word ‘Orwellian’
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A local binary white cis-male who hates President Trump so much that he often sounds quite misogynistic when talking about Hillary Clinton's failed...
Aspiring Actor/Singer/Comedian/TV Host Does The Scruffing Up Hair Pose In New Press Shots
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A bloke that you knew from high school that is trying to get on TV has today hinted at just how serious he...
Saturday Morning Hangover One Of Those Ones Coming From Behind The Eyeball
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A local woman's hangover seems to be concentrating a lot of it's pain to right behind the left eyeball, it has been confirmed.
Without...
Pub Puts On Extra Security After 2nd-Marriage-Hens-Party Order Two Magnums Of Bubbly
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The Lord Kidman Hotel in inner-Betoota is currently at panic stations, after a local maid of honour-to-be ordered two magnums of moderately priced...
CSIRO Find Link Between Quality Of MDMA Being Sold In Nightclub And Amount Of Chewy In Urinal
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A recent report by the CSIRO has found that the amount of chewy caught up on the low-flush urinal screen in nightclub bathroom...
Katter’s New Senator Details How He Wants To Ban People Like The Katters From Migrating Here
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Prominent Maronite-Lebanese-Aboriginal-Jewish-Venetian-Irish-Catholic North Queensland MP Bob Katter has quickly learned that the new Senator he stole from One Nation is actually probably more...
Ch10 Producers Struggling To Come Up With Whole Season Worth Of One-Liners For The Badger
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Television producers at network Channel 10 are reportedly under the pump ahead of tomorrow's season opener of the Honey Bachelor.
The once-great youth entertainment...
Bucks Party Waiting Till Very Last Minute To Discuss Whose Card Is Taking The Hit At Hotel
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There was an elephant in the room at a bucks party this weekend.
Not the fact that the groom’s wife to...
