“Adam Sandler Is So Funny Haha” | Our Exclusive Interview With Scotty From Marketing
LOUIS BURKE | In-Depth | CONTACT
Since becoming Prime Minister 18 months ago, Scott Morrison has worked tirelessly to make sure every Australian knows he is a regular,...
“[Me And My Degenerate Cheater Boyfriend] Are Giving It Another Shot!” Says Local Coward
TRACEY BENDINGER | Relationships | CONTACT
After a month of incessant messaging and Tony Robbins-esque motivational speeches consoling a heartbroken but cowardly friend, a group of girls has...
Bill Shorten Promises To End The Drought In The First 100 Days Of A Labor Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As a record-breaking drought continues to ravage regional New South Wales and Queensland, politicians across the country are stumped as to how...
NRL CEO Fines The Bulldogs $250k While Standing Next To 9 Foot Tall Thoroughbred
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
The game’s CEO Todd Greenberg did so this afternoon at a press conference where he announced that the Canterbury Bankstown Bulldogs would...
Uncle Tony Finds Out He’s Only Got Eight More Years To Live
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Respected community elder from Sydney's Northern Beaches, Uncle Tony Abbott has today had a rude shock during a general...
“Whatever Happened To A Fair Go” Says Intergenerational Wealth Hoarding Multi-Property Owner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Australia has changed, and not for the better. That's according to semi-retired 66-year-old Marcus Grisham who's entire life is now spent comparing modern...
“You Smell That?” Says Ex-Stoner Who’s Still Got It
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
“You boys smell that?” Zac Windshuttle blurted out a bit too eagerly.
“Someone’s got a spliff!”
Judging by the unimpressed expressions on his friends’ faces...
Mate’s Little Brother Way Too Eager To Say Hi In Nightclub
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
No one really wants to have a full blown catch up at 2 am, except for Brendan.
The aspiring apprentice refrigeration mechanic is high...
Voter From Dickson Electorate Still Waiting For Someone To Explain What A Fucken Au Pair Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Kerrod Keithington (48) likes to envision himself as a worldly man.
He's pretty much up to date with foreign policy and corporate tax cuts,...
Labor Party Powerbrokers Lock Bill Shorten Away Until Election
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Kingmakers and factional heavyweights within the Australian Labor Party have pulled the trigger this morning.
It can be confirmed that the powerbrokers in...
