Uncle Tony’s Approach To Politics Changes Dramatically After Reading Malcolm X Autobiography
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After a lifetime of disempowerment and oppression at the hands of his more moderate Liberal Party colleagues, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott...
High School Teacher Hides Life Of Sin From Students By Using Her Weird Middle Name On Facebook
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They told Samantha Williams during her time at university that she would have to be careful about her behaviour once she became...
Peter Dutton Pulls An ‘Elon’ Under Pressure And Throws Around Some Pedo Accusations
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Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has pulled an 'Elon Musk' accusing Roman Quaedvlieg of "grooming" a younger woman.
Mr Dutton on Tuesday used parliamentary...
Toowoomba Council Begins Altering Street Signs Following Supreme Court Ruling
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The Garden City of Toowoomba has today begun publicly slandering Alan Jones, following the news that he has been found guilty of...
Uncle Tony Makes A Special Visit To His Redfern Barber To Sort Out The Fade
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Ahead of an upcoming media flutter in his new role as Special Envoy to Indigenous Affairs, Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has...
iPhone X Now Comes With Complimentary Razor Blade And Steel Straw At All Bondi Retailers
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The latest update to Apple’s hotly anticipated iPhone Xs has today been leaked and, Bondi, you better get ski goggles out because...
Green Electricity Pillar Actually Makes For Pretty Comfy Seat, Despite Severe Warnings
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A recent report by kids waiting to be picked up from the park, and bored parents in playgrounds has found that the green...
Internal Report Finds Border Force Much Better At Containing Children Than Secret Emails
It can be confirmed today that Australia’s Border Force is much better at securing the nation’s perimeter than white ants in the upper echelon...
Uncle Tony Leads Protest Against Coal Seam Gas Fracking In Manly Dam
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"Always was, always will be Aboriginal land!" shouted the Former Prime Minister as he lead hundreds of locals through the Manly corso.
It was...
Last 4 Seconds On Microwave Prove Too Much For Hungover Woman
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A hungover woman’s patience has been pushed to the limits today by a common kitchen appliance. Kaylah Swan’s (27) left over pasta...
