Secretly Misogynistic ABC Hipster Sighs With Relief As Managing Director Is Replaced By A Man
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"Ding dong. The bitch is dead " said Thom Swanson (31, Surry Hills).
The one-of-three social media managers for an ABC 2 comedy...
FORTNITE: Dad Wishes Son Would Get Addicted To A Real Man’s Video Game Like Where’s The Gold
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Bryan Masters has opened up to The Advocate today about the current battle he is facing as a father.
The 43-year-old father of...
Distressing Nutritional Information Ruins Snack
Office manager Petra Bozic (33) feels as if she has flown too close to the sun again, after reading the nutritional information printed on...
Pauline Hanson Uses Her Friendship With Uncle Tony To Prove That She’s Not Racist
Earlier today, Queensland Senator and far-right lightening rod Pauline Hanson went on the record, citing her friendship with Special Envoy to Indigenous Australians Uncle...
Boost Juice Bars Fitted With Sharps Disposal Bins
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The fresh fruit juice empire of Boost Juice has taken the extraordinary step of of installing sharps disposal bins next to their in-store...
Urgent Recall Ordered On Drought Relief After Struggling Farmer Finds Needle In A Haystack
In a new twist to what is being described by analysts as the biggest man made risk to Australian Agribusiness since the formation of...
Day Spent Working From Home Ruined By Some Shit That Could Have Waited
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A local woman sitting on her couch in her pyjamas has today had to seriously question whether or not her boss...
Scott Morrison Lifts Spirits On Nauru With Resident Hillsong Rock Band
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Proving once again that he is for all Australians, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to improve living conditions for detainees on...
Alpha Male House Guest Demands Player One Controller
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Local alpha male Vincent Varney (32) reinforced his dominant status today by claiming Player 1 during a game of Call of Duty...
Uncle Tony X Mobilises Armed Patrols To Protect His Community Against Police Brutality
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The Former Prime Minister has today announced his plans to conduct armed patrols monitoring police brutality within his community, as he continues...
