Baby Boomer Who Made 68 Noise Complaints Over Weekend Detests Nanny-State Plastic Bag Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Editor | Contact
Andrew Hopkins, a 67-year-old accountant from Betoota Ponds has called for a ban.
A ban on ‘bans’, unless they are things that are ideologically...
Local White Man Didn’t Find Trevor Noah’s Joke Offensive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
In another example of a South-African who is living in California making a fuckwit of himself, comedian and night show host Trevor Noah...
Controversy Rocks Group Chat After An Undiscussed Addition
LOUIS BURKE | Editor | Contact
Eight members of the group chat currently titled “Dusty Boyz” (previously “ESAD Dan XD kek”) believe they have had their privacy violated as...
Splendour In The Grass 2018 Inundated With Thousands Of Off-Duty Train Drivers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
It's day three, arguably day four of Splendour In The Grass 2018, and by all accounts it has been a spectacular weekend for...
Report: iSnack 2.0 Was Pretty Bold In Hindsight
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | CONTACT
A local man has conceded this morning that his decision to tuck into a jar of iSnack 2.0 was a...
All Girls School Reach DEFCON 2 After On-Campus Tradie Goes Shirtless
TRACEY BENDINGER | Social Nuances | CONTACT
The head mistress of Betoota’s most elite and prestigious all-girls private school has today had to call on the help of the...
Local Woman Fails To See The Irony After Receiving 10,000 Spoons Instead Of A Knife
LEROY PERCIVAL | Central-Coast Queensland Folk-Rock Editor | Contact
North Betoota local Taylor Morrissete has today been left baffled and annoyed when a logistics mistake resulted in 10,000...
Byron Bay Sells Out Of Water Balloons For Some Reason
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Despite the cold weather in Northern New South Wales, it appears that the Byron Shire has completely sold out of water balloons.
That's...
Calombaris Hires Eliminated Masterchef Contestant On Same Salary She Was On In The Show
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact
Recently eliminated Masterchef contestant Shakira, has had some better news today.
After being visibly distraught at having to pack her bags...
Dusty Admits He’s Too Scared To Go Out To Restaurants In Melbourne
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A tatted up, Brownlow medal-winning bad boy from Campbelltown has today thrown his support behind Prime Minister Turnbull's claims that Melbourne is too...
