Local Girl Breaks World Record For Stretching BFF’s Birthday Tribute To Over 150 Insta Stories
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A Betoota Sounds woman wears P.E Nation activewear everywhere has today broken the world record for self-indulgent Instagram story uploading, after somehow spacing...
CostCo Mum Keeps An Ankshay On Her Just In Case
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Local Betoota Heights supermum, Andrea Temperance (45) agrees that this whole panic-buying thing is out of control.
It's like, of all the things you...
NRL Under Fire For Acknowledging That Over 60% Of Their Players Are Aboriginal Or Polynesian
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The first professional sporting code in Australia to field an openly gay athlete, as well as the first Indigenous representative side, while also...
Chinese Bloke And Muslim Bloke Bond Over Being Treated Like A Threat To National Security
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After nearly three months of unchecked Coronavirus hysteria, local Chinese-Australian John says he now has a vague understanding of how every Muslim person...
Husband Alarmingly Unfazed About Toilet Paper Shortage
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As Australia faces a weird and unexplainable bog roll shortage, thousands of homes around the country are kind of getting a bit grossed...
Australians Advised To Only Greet Each Other Like Bra Boys To Prevent Spread Of Coronavirus
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If you don't know by now, Coronavirus is the worst thing to happen to the world since one million innocent civilians were killed...
“What Do You Mean? Toilet Paper Has Always Been Fifteen Bucks A Roll”
The Coronavirus hysteria has resulted in a couple of different supermarket items facing a nationwide following a week of panic shopping by concerned Australians.
Number...
Bloke Running Fitness Class Doesn’t Look Like A Bloke Who Should Be Running A Fitness Class
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A visibly unfit local man has somehow swindled his way into the lucrative world of group fitness, it has been confirmed.
Despite being positioned...
ASIO Warns Of Rise In Normal Everyday Blokes Who Want To Kill Lots Of People Who Aren’t White
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The threat from extreme everyday blokes groups is “real and growing” - that's according to the head of Australia’s spy agency.
These findings are...
NSW Health Officials Say Sydney Mardi Gras Responsible For Infectious Citywide Corona Outbreak
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NSW Health Officials say that Australia's largest city is now at the centre of an outbreak of a dangerously infectious disco fever.
Initially thought...
