Former Cowboys Prop John Buttigieg Confirms Cousin Pete Has Pulled Out Of Presidential Race
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Pete Buttigieg, the former small-city Indiana mayor and first openly gay major presidential candidate, has officially pulled out of the Democratic race of...
Eight-Week-Old Respiratory Infection To Blame For Decade Of Reckless Economic Mismanagement
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As of yesterday evening, Australia has reported two new coronavirus cases, bringing the total number of cases in Australia to 25.
This exciting news...
Scientists Uncover First Ever Queensland Male To Choose Flight Over Fight In Fortitude Valley
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Researchers from one of Australia's most esteemed sandstone universities have today discovered a never-before-seen species of Queenslander.
The Society for Combat Research and...
Best Shoe Ever Made Was The Dunlop KT-26, Confirms Dad
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In an unprompted review, Dad has awarded the iconic Dunlop KT-26 the title of the Greatest Shoe Of All Time, Ever. The announcement,...
Nation Spared From Anymore Forced Handshakes As PM Finally Starts Taking COIVD-19 Seriously
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Following the news that Iran's Vice President is one of the country's 7 officials to contract Coronavirus, the political classes right around the...
Eloping Couple Forced To Defend Choice To People Who Didn’t Even Make First Cut Of Guest List
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A wedding is a joyous occasion that’s supposed to be a celebration of love, two people choosing to spend the rest of their...
Albo Proposes Putting Coal Power Plants In Asian Airport Smoking Lounges To Reduce Emissions
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Australian trade unions with skin in the fossil fuels game are now calling for salaried retirements, job placements and retraining options, as Labor...
Heartbroken 21-Year-Old Pauses Mid Sob To Check Reflection In Mirror
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Chelsea Smalls has had an absolute shit time of it lately, it’s reported. The 21-year-old was recently dumped by her aspiring muso boyfriend...
Dutton Warns Australia’s Left Wing Extremists Have Also Killed 51 Innocent People In NZ
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Peter Dutton has today come out to correct ASIO boss Mike Burgess’s comments about growing rightwing extremism threats in Australia.
Dutton says lefties also conspire to...
PM Swiftly Wraps Up Press Conference After NITV Asks Why He Wasn’t Running Water At All Stars
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today immediately wrapped up a press conference after being asked why he wasn't sycophantically hanging around any...
