Cost Of Using Renewables Found To Be More Expensive Than Nation Lighting On Fire Every Summer
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Barnaby Joyce, Craig Kelly, Angus Taylor and a handful of other fossil fuel shills who wouldn't be able to name the president of...
‘Waiting For A Mate’ Bloke Returns To Public Eye With Man-Of-The-Match All Stars Performance
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For the first time since 2013, Clinton from 'Waiting For A Mate' is back in the media spotlight, after a stunning two-try performance...
Nation Makes Effort To Take Elbows Off The Table In Tribute To The Late June Dally Watkins
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Australians who know better are today on their very best manners, as the nation pays tribute to former model and deportment icon...
Men’s Rights Gronk Demands Feminists Praise Men Who Haven’t Unlawfully Taken Another Life
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A local online commentator who has voluntarily sat sedentary for at least 80% of his adult life, has today condemned the media for...
“Make Some Mothafuken Noyazz!” Says Unknown Local Hip Hop Group Three Acts Before Touring DJ
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The Betoota Entertainment centre was last night treated to an array of international musicians, and some incredibly shit local ones, as part of...
PM Becomes Inner City Leftie And Listens To Advice Offered By Scientists On Global Emergency
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In a weird turn of events, Scotty From Marketing is now listening to the advice of experts regarding an issue he knows nothing...
Report: Literally Every Private School Headmaster In The Country Not Getting Much Sleep Tonight
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Every single current and former headmaster of a religious private schools around Australia are in for an ordinary couple of months, it has...
Queenslander Now Facing The Horror Of Having To Drive 45 Minutes To See Violent Soho In Byron
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Local Nerang vinyl-car-wrapper, Alfie Castlemaine is today staring down to the barrel of doing the unthinkable.
After 35 years in the Sunshine State, he...
Air Dryer Ditched Mid Gust In Favour Of Jeans
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Unfortunately, as much as ditching wasteful disposable products is good for the environment, it does occasionally have a downside - namely the public...
Plump Goatee Owner Is Unsurprisingly American
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In some news from our great State's capital of Brisbane, the owner of a big old goatee is American it can be confirmed....
