Mother Of The Bride Put On Probation After 10th Phone Call Before Breakfast
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
Getting engaged is one of the happiest moments in a person’s life, it’s a time of love, celebration and the bringing together of...
February Health Kicker Stocks Up On Cans Of Tuna Like It’s The Apocalypse
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Unlike most people, local man Ian Bell has persevered with his new year's resolution to become a healthier, fitter version of himself.
The...
Southern Californian Street Racer Dominic Toretto Identified As Patient Zero For Coronavirus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
New developments have today been made in identifying the source of the coronavirus outbreak, according to the researchers at Betoota University of Disease...
Report Finds 99% Of Dubbo Reckon They Just Washed Their Cars
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by the Commercial Hotel barman is that 99% of the whingeing taking place in Dubbo right now is in relation...
Hippy Uncle Really Getting Into This High Speed Rail Conspiracy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As NewsCorp attempts to convince their newspaper readers and TV viewers that just about everyone except the fossil fuels sector is responsible for...
“Well Fuck Youse Then” Says Mate Who Got Roasted Until Breaking Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
A local man has today indicated that he no longer believes that the banter is coming from a place of love.
After shouting his...
Coastal Town Busy Enough To Not Have To Bother Being Polite To Tourists
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Locals of coastal town Glumbucket Heads (Betoota’s closest coastal getaway as the crow flies) are proud to have finally won the ongoing war...
“Yeah And Can I Get A Small Fried Rice With That?” Asks Emerald Man Ordering Indian In Milton
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A boozy few nights in the big smoke of the Brown Snake has finished quite uniquely for one central highlands backhoe operator.
With...
Quiet Australian Transitions Into Elitist Leftie Snowflake After Questioning Government
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Local Betoota Heights woman, Dot Kennedy (62, netball administrator) unashamedly voted for the coalition in the 2019 election because she was sick...
Cheerful Nelligen Firey Praises Hard Work Of Brave Leader Scott Morrison, Says Daily Telegraph
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A NSW firefighter has delivered a blunt message to the Australian Prime Minister while driving to tend to a bushfire yesterday afternoon.
The firefighter,...
