Nation Just Kind Of Accepts Albo Unofficially Taking Over Prime Ministerial Duties
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In a weird turn of events, the 9th-string Labor bloke that took over the party leadership after their shock 2019 election loss...
Scotty From Marketing Browses Flight Centre Vanuatu Packages After Shocking Press Conference
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After three months of out-of-control bushfires destroying homes, it seems that Prime Minister Scott Morrison's noticeably lacklustre crisis management skills have failed...
Scotty From Marketing Holds Focus Group To Suss Out If He’ll Get Booed At The Sydney Test
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After catastrophically misreading the national sentiment over Christmas, the Prime Minister is today hosting qualitative data surveys amongst 'everyday Australians' to see...
“I’m Sick Of The Government Being In My Life” Says Man Who Was Illegally Elected For 12 Years
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A man who has voted on thousands of new policies in both the upper and lower Federal Houses of Parliament while being...
Scotty From Marketing Furious That They Don’t Serve Mai Tais In The Mudgee Evacuation Centre
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Prime Minister Morrison was reportedly seething with rage at a central west NSW emergency evacuation centre.
Not because he has finally gotten his...
2015 Falcon Ute Claims We’ve Always Had Bushfires As Big As These Ones
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Australia always gets bushfires this time of the year, and the fact that a landmass the size of California has been destroyed...
RFS Volunteers Begin Wearing Prime Minister XI Kit In Effort To Secure More Funding And Water
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As reports flow in of RFS volunteers being forced to take leave from work and pay out of their own pockets for...
Scotty From Marketing Already Running Water At The BBL Half An Hour After Landing From Hawaii
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has touched down in Australian after cutting short his Hawaiian holiday by 45 minutes today, and is expected...
PM To Return From Holiday His Media Team Spent All Week Denying “As Soon As Can Be Arranged”
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After a week of the Prime Minister's media team refusing to tell journalists where the Prime Minister was, a leaked photo of...
Scotty From Marketing Treats Himself To A Sunset Not Smothered By Apocalyptic Bushfire Smoke
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As the Gospers Mountain bushfire continues to move rapidly towards Western Sydney, Prime Minister Morrison has decided he doesn't want his daughters...
