Presumptuous Woman Gets Manicure Before Going On Highly Instagrammable Holiday With Boyfriend
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As if pre-holiday organising wasn’t already stressful enough, Rochelle Lucas took things into overdrive for herself this afternoon after deciding it was imperative...
Private School Dad Not Proud Enough Of Son’s Footy Career To Put Sticker On Back Of The Rangey
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After gloating to other parents in the Betoota Private Sport System (BPSS) of his son’s academic scholarship to Scatts College, Tony Whitelaw has...
Top 29 Prime Ministers Who Didn’t Go On A Holiday To Hawaii During A National Emergency
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It's a wonderful time of the year for everyone, even the pundits on Sky News and the Herald Sun who are convinced...
Local Dad Concludes That Tree Line Is Six Rods And Two Furlongs Away
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Nick Soren has narrowly avoided a flogging this afternoon after staring at his father, Rod Soren, with a blank expression instead of getting...
RFS Chiefs Defend Scotty’s Holiday To Hawaii During Bushfire Crisis: “He Wants To Be There”
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Scotty from Marketing has stood by his decision to take his family on holiday to Hawaii, claiming he "needs some fresh air".
The...
Racist Mildura Karen Ruining It For All The True Karens
Karens around Australia are today being forced to prove they aren't racist, after the actions of a racist Karen in remote Victoria over the...
Labor Calls For Australia To Pull Out Of Olympics Because We Only Make Up 1.3% Of Athletes
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The powerbrokers of the ALP front bench have today called for Australia to pull out of the International Olympic Committee after doing...
“You Get Long Service Leave For A Reason” Scotty From Marketing Tells Unpaid RFS Volunteers
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The Prime Minister has today met with Rural Fire Service volunteers to help map out a way for them to continue their...
Grill’d Customers Given Option To Cover Wage Theft Of Staff Through Local Matters Initiative
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Customers of Grill'd Burgers are now being given the option to support the livelihoods of the franchise employees - by donating their...
Scotty From Marketing Visits RFS Office To Deliver The Good News They Can Now Sack Gay People
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has paid tribute to NSW firefighters as crews try to contain dozens of bushfires across the state before...
