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Nation Starting To Feel Like It Might Not Be In Murdoch’s Interests To Report On These Fires

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a month of catastrophic climate change aided bushfires battering New South Wales, Queensland and now Victoria - Australians are wondering why...

Nation Grappling With Needless Anxiety About Not Seeing Sky For 3 Weeks, 1000 Homes Destroyed

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As smoke from the Australian bushfires continues bellowing into the atmosphere, so much so that New Zealand's ice caps are being tainted...

Mate Do Something, Anything

Scotty from Marketing has been urged to do something. Address the nation, stand up there next to someone doing sign language, bring in the...

Traditional Dad Drives 60km Out Of Town For A REAL Christmas Tree Like The Ones In America

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT When it comes to the blatant commercialisation of Christmas, local dad, Peter Smythe (43) says there's only one thing he hates more than...

Department Of Environment To Merge With Department Of Stealing Water From The Murray Darling

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal stealing water from the Murray Darling and questioning climate science department will officially merge with the environment department as part of...

Australians Finally Feeling Safe As Government Blocks Dying Refugees From Receiving Medical Treatment

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As over 100 out of control bushfires ravage our drought-stricken rural regions, the Federal Government have today finally come together to keep Australians...

Australia Shocked By Video Of Young Liberals Carrying On Like Entitled Little Fucks

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are today reeling after a video was published online showing the Gold Coast chapter of the Young Liberals might be made up...

George Christensen Accused Of Doing What Everyone Thought He Was Doing On 28 Trips To Manila

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT New allegations surrounding Coalition backbencher George Christensen have suggested that the reason he spent more time in Phillipines last year than Australia wasn't...

Nation’s Expecting Parents Wait Patiently Until RFS Gives The All Clear For Gender Reveals

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Soon-to-be mums and dads across the nation are being praised today for holding off on all third-trimester gender announcements until the rural fire...

Sook Dentist Needs To Realise Flossing Is Never Going To Be A Thing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dentist has today been urged to stop being so obsessed with her patients lack of interest in flossing a cord of...

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