Half Of Nation Currently In Bed Trying To Figure Out If They Have Coronavirus Or A Hangover
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As Ireland and the UK make moves to temporarily close down pubs to limit social interaction, Australia is still about a week or...
Peter Dutton Sends Heartbreaking Letter To Peter Dutton While Quarantined On Christmas Island
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As of 24 hours ago, The Home Affairs Minister has joined a long list of vulnerable detainees in several isolated offshore processing centres...
Scotty From Marketing Still Intent On Making Appearance At The Sharkies, Hillsong Conference
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today vowed to attend the two very important calender events scheduled in his diary this weekend, despite...
Daniel Andrews Makes It Up To Stranded F1 Teams By Giving Them Free Rein On Great Ocean Road
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Sports racing fans and drivers are raging today after learning that the pussy ass Victorian government finally crumbled and decided to implement measures...
Mount Druitt Records Lowest Rates Of Coronavirus Cases In Australia
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The disastrous COVID-19 continues to spread right across Australia at the exact rate predicted by the medical and virology experts that no one...
Local Girl Pointlessly Votes For Song That Isn’t ‘Runaway’ By Kanye For Hottest 100 Of Decade
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As of this morning, voting for the Triple J Hottest 100 of the Decade has finally closed, which means that the powerful puppeteers...
Pauline Hanson Forced To Drop Burkha Debate Now That Karens Want To Cover Their Faces Too
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As the Coronavirus scare continues to cause widespread panic in the suburbs, it seems Australia's loudest right-wing xenophobe has been forced to stop...
“I’ve Heard People Are Stockpiling Solar Panels Too! Better Get In Quick!!!” Says Adam Bandt
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Similar to the time our Prime Minister holidayed in Hawaii for 12 days during unprecedented Summer bushfires before Christmas, Australians have once again...
NRL To Do Absolutely Fuck All About Coronavirus Ahead Of Round 1
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The Coronavirus pandemic may be causing a postponement of Coachella, SXSW, The Geneva Motor show and a shitload of Trump's pre-election rallies, but...
NRL Reporter From Failing Media Company Finds Success Creating Racial Tensions Over Nothing
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Sports journalism in Australia has this week sunk to levels lower than Australian music journalism, as failing newspapers and TV stations scour the...
