Rich People Don’t Get Coronavirus, Confirms 20,000 Brainless Cunts On Bondi Beach Yesterday
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Australia's most attractive, wealthy and cultured citizens are seemingly immune to the potentially fatal effects of COVID-19, that's according to the 20,000 plus...
Drug Dealers Begin Taking Measures To Fight COVID-19 Outbreak
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Australia's drug dealers have developed an action plan to soften the impact of coronavirus on the industry, both for manufacturers, high and low...
Bob Katter Loads 12 Gauge After Hearing Faint Cough A Couple Blocks From His Electoral Office
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As of this morning, there had been 454 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Australia, including 78 in Queensland. The Sunshine state has jumped...
Portsea Wedding Venues Brace For Carnage Of Bridezillas Inconvenienced By This Stupid Pandemic
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If having to cancel months worth of bookings wasn't stressful enough, those employed in Australia's wedding industry are expecting the very worst from...
Report: Apricot Delights By Far The Most Underrated Non-Perishable
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As the nation slowly gets his head around the idea of stockpiling household items that aren't toilet paper - shopping lists that include...
Byron Mum’s Kitchen Aesthetic Ruined As Aesop Is Joined By Hand Wash That Actually Works
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With the outbreak of the new coronavirus spreading and news of how Australian politicians are responding changing every day, it can be hard...
Greek Easter At Yiayia’s Postponed Indefinitely After Ban On Gatherings Of Over 500 People
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The Nation's Greek-Australian grandparents are very cranky this afternoon, as their grandchildren begged them to take the advice of medical experts seriously, four...
What Is Social Distancing? Nation Advised To Behave Like A Millennial Who Took MDMA 3 Days Ago
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'Social Distancing' is the new marketing term for doing what you can to not spread COVID-19 with the public - if you think...
5 Simple Alternatives To Shaking Hands During A Pandemic
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Now that the thousands of people who bought tickets to the Hillsong Sydney Conference have finished hugging and giving eachother high-fives, Prime Minister...
Scotty From Marketing Doing Pretty Well To Not Mention Anniversary Of What That Australian Did
It's currently 12:45pm of the 15th of March, and Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing appears to be giving himself the day off.
Not because he...
