Forget The Coronavirus, The Grasshoppers Are Back In Mount Isa!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Doctors have warned city folk against travelling to rural areas to escape the COVID-19 pandemic, out of fear of taking the virus to...
Coronavirus-Related Stress Levels Reach Point Where Mum Has To Break Out Emergency Enya CD
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With coronavirus hysteria growing with every daily update from the Prime Minister - Australians are now juggling with how to manage both the...
Self-Isolation Results In Millennials Actually Answering Phone Calls
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
With majority of the earth's population being advised to stay indoors to prevent the spread of COVID-19, it appears that many people view...
Comrade Dutton Tells Christmas Island Inmates To Remember That Some Of Those Who Work Forces…
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COVID-19 might not be the only contagion on Christmas Island.
It has been reported that Comrade Peter Dutton has begun radicalising his fellow detention...
“Scotty’s On!” Shouts Dad
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Millions of dads around the country have just demanded complete and absolute silence from the other members of the household, as the Prime...
Scotty Praises Australians For Doing What They’re Fucking Told For Once
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today front the nation with a bit more spring in his step.
Looking like he'd just played a...
Abandoned Hobart Airport Now Home To A Growing Thylacine Colony
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Tasmania and Queensland have further restricted entry through their borders - allowing Australians in only if their travel is essential - in an...
Doctors And Nurses Even Hotter After The Whole Saving Civilisation Thing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The age old fetishisation of healthcare workers has been ramped up over the last fortnight, as a large majority of the earth's population...
Property Investor Worry That Her Unwashed Renters Are Starting To Get Some Big Ideas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Federal Government has estimated at least 1 million people could become unemployed as the coronavirus pandemic closes workplaces across the country.
While the...
Government Demands Citizens Stay Home After We’re Finished Lining Up At Centrelink For Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As updates and protocol for COVID-19 change by the minute, one set of measures that haven't changed is the need for 'social-distancing'.
This term...
