Finance Worker Attempts To Go For A Run Without His Personal Trainer There As A Spotter
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Ambulance staff have been called to Brisbane's inner-south today, after a stockbroker from J.P Meninga stumbled down the bottom four flights of the...
Nation’s Dogs Release Statement Regarding Coronavirus: “One Walk A Day Is Enough Thanks”
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Australia's Domestic Canines and Work Dogs Union has today fronted media outside Parliament House to release an official statement regarding the welfare of...
Channel 7 Drags Ernie Dingo Out Of Retirement To Host New Lifestyle Show ‘The Great Indoors’
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With measures ramping up to control the spread of coronavirus, increasing numbers of people are being required to self-isolate in Australia.
Those who have...
On A Scale Of Minchin To Bolt, How Happy Are You With The High Court’s Decision?
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So, we’ve all had some time to deal with how we feel following the High Court’s decision to overturn George Pell’s guilty verdict,...
Illawarra Used Car Yard Now Selling Cruise Ships For $29,990 Drive Away
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As the coronavirus pandemic wreaks havoc on the cruise industry, experts say now is the time to purchase that cruise ship you’ve always...
Andrew Bolt Experiences His First Orgasm Since The Massage Chair Incident Of 1997
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Following the news that his friend and witch hunt victim George Pell has had his most recent allegations of child rape quashed by...
Report: She Can Talk
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In a bizarre turn of events, The Queen has actually been recorded speaking, for the first time in the lives of many people...
Comrade Dutton Begins Hunger Strike In Protest Of Mistreatment Of Offshore Detainees Like Him
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Home affairs minister and recent human-rights activist Peter Dutton is reported to be on a hunger strike while being held in Quarantine at...
Nation Could Really Use On-Demand Streaming Of Seasons 3 To 13 Of The Simpsons Right Now
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As majority of the country is now left to self-isolate at home with almost every form of streaming services at their fingertips -...
CSIRO Decides Against The “We Found A Cure!” April Fool’s Day Prank
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Australia's leading science body, the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO), has today made an executive call to not trick the entire nation...
