Virgin Australia Set To Change Their Name After Being Fucked By Coronavirus
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Virgin Australia is preparing to unveil a new name-change, after board members finally admitted to being fucked today.
This comes as sources reveal that...
Local Bloke Would Give Anything To Drunkenly Chew Off A Cabbie’s Ear Right Now
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After nearly a month in Iso, local bloke Tom Theiss is facing the soul-crushing predicament of having no one to validate him for,...
Bryan Fletcher Cherishes Isolation As A Chance To Secretly Work Out And Avoid Shouting Beers
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As Australia battens down the hatches for what looks like an imminent economic depression caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, society must now also...
Channel 7 Offer To Run Back-To-Back Episodes Of M*A*S*H In Attempt To Lure Boomers Inside
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Though everyone is quick to blame those pesky millennials for everything, it’s alleged that the anxiety-riddled younger generation are taking the COVID-19 pandemic...
Uncle Tony X Inspired By His Koori Nephews In The NRL To Bleach Hair While In Iso
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As the quarantine of rugby league reaches the one-month mark, administrators are working around the clock to secure a kick off to the...
Melbourne Elites Hiding In Portsea Given Away By Stickers For Weird Private School Sports
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Roads across the country have experienced the quietest Easter since the First World War, with police promising a crackdown on non-essential travel and...
“The NRL Have Made Poor Financial Decisions” Says Media Network Kept Alive By Print Newspapers
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In a very weird and clear example of hypocrisy, the Nine Network has this week launched a brutal attack on the NRL, accusing...
Experts Say Social Distancing Also Means Only Whispering To Friends You Run Into Outside
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As of 6:00am this morning, there have been 6,152 confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Australia. There have been 100 new cases since 6:00am...
‘Clap For NRL’ At 7pm Tomorrow To Thank Our Brave Rugby League For Getting The Footy Back On
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At 7pm on Friday the 9th of April, households across the Australia are urged to stand on their doorsteps and balconies and applaud...
Sydney Really Hoping None Of These Bad Boys Crack For The Next Couple Months
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With the largest city in Australia now running at about 30% capacity due to COVID-19 social distancing measures, a large number of usually...
