Report: How Fucken Good Is That First Sip Gonna Be
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A recent report by a hospitality industry body has found that the pure euphoria that will be triggered by our pubs re-opening...
Ruby Princess Inquiry Finds Ship Had Threatened To Pull A ‘Speed 2’ If They Couldn’t Disembark
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The Ruby Princess special inquiry has heard that the situation on sister ship Diamond Princess - quarantined in Japan in February due...
Erratic Isolation Mood Swing Brought Under Control With The Sweet Endorphin Release Of Gossip
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Betoota Grove woman, Bindi Hansen (32) was at breaking point earlier today, after yet another isolation mood swing that she can't understand...
“Alright. Show Me How To Use This Bloody Thing” Says Local Dad After 42 Days Of No Live Sport
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Local dad, Big John McMichael (55, Betoota City Limits) has today cracked.
He's done what he never thought he'd do and picked up one...
Government Who Blame Every Website Crash On Hackers Confused By Suspicion Towards Tracing App
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Government officials have today been surprised by an early rush of citizens downloading their controversial new COVIDsafe app
The app was released at...
RockStar Games Partners With Australian RSLs To Provide Virtual Two-Up For ANZAC Day In Iso
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With public services, marches and other commemorative gatherings made impossible by coronavirus, Australians are being encouraged to commemorate ANZAC Day from home...
Giving Fucking Morons Faster Access To Online Conspiracies Found To Be The Biggest Risk Of 5G
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A recent report by a source that no one is going to fact-check has today found the biggest public health risk posed...
After Nearly 40 Long Days In Quarantine, Grown Man Picks Up A “Book”
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Local slob, Keegan Lawson (30) has been in self-isolation longer than most people.
As the floor manager of a usually busy steakhouse, Keegs...
5G More Dangerous Than Virus That’s Killed 177,000 According To Mullumbimby
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the coronavirus pandemic grips the nation, the Byron Shire has today revealed that we've been focused on the wrong issue the whole...
F45 Chick Begins Looking For Other Ways To Have A Personality
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Local group fitness enthusiast, Melody (25, French Quarter) hasn't received a sweaty high-five from a stranger in weeks.
It's just one of the...
