Report: Biggest Challenge Of COVID-19 Found To Be Saying No To A Fat Spliff When It’s Blazing
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As state mandated social distancing restrictions begin to ease up, new hurdles in half-normal live are beginning to show.
In Victoria overnight, golf...
Bloke Who Can See Through The Media Starting To Think Coronavirus Is A Beat Up Because It’s Like Been Two Months And He Hasn’t Died Yet
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Local isolating stadium bar operator, Gusty Spence (55), has today decided that in all of his wisdom - this coronavirus thing was...
Rusted On Queensland Labor Voter Heartbroken By West End Environmentalist Resigning As Deputy
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With Queensland Labor seeking a third term in power, a recent cabinet reshuffle would appear to be the last thing Premier Annastacia...
Woman Isolating At The Family Beach House Posts Another Sunset Pic For The Peasants To Like
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Shelly Hendry (29) hasn’t found social distancing and the general lockdown as hard as a lot of other Australians, in fact, she says...
Latrell Mitchell To Fight Mike Tyson If He Can Get Fit, Reports Fox Sports Staff Writers
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The 'staff writers' who don't like putting their names on the clickbait articles they write for Fox Sports are today salivating at...
NBA Facing Pressure From Netflix Viewers To Please Bring Back Those Dope Dress Codes
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The National Basketball Association is being urged by both fans and non-fans to please re-implement the same dress code standards that once...
Barnaby Waits At Tamworth Airport With Crate Of Waikato Long Necks To Say Kia Ora To The Boys
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Coach Stephen Kearney says dealing with the constant pestering from Federal MP Barnaby Joyce is just one of the many enormous challenges...
Rich Old Toff Refuses To Fuck Up About Precious Golf
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Former AFL player turned racist TV personality Sam Newman is reportedly still making noise down in Melbourne about not being able to...
Graph Lover Doesn’t Want This Shit To End
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While droves of people are begging for an end to Coronavirus updates, one local graph lover is bucking the trend and actually dreading...
Dutton Far More Keen To Discuss Captain Cook Than The More Recent Boatful Of Old White People
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Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is back from his deathbed and doing what he does best and feeling like a victim of...
