Local Alpha Male Raises Schooner Slightly Higher Than Everyone Else’s In Ultimate Power Move
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT
Local bloke Donnie Thompson wants everyone to know that he has a big swinging dick.
Or at least, that’s
what can be gleaned from his...
ABC Points To Filo Cleaner On Nightshift In Ultimo Head Office As Example Of Media Diversity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A 55-year-old service worker who has never once stood in front of a camera has today been informed that she is the poster...
Tinted WRX Idles In Alley Behind The Pub As Local Boys Gather To Pay Tribute To Maradona
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The world mourns the loss of one of the greatest footballers in FIFA history today, after it was confirmed that Diego Maradona has...
P.E Nation Prepares For A Name Change To Distance Brand From Their Founder Pete Evans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prominent conspiracy theorist Pete Evans’ fall from grace continues today, as yet another corporate partner severs ties with him in the backlash caused...
Report: Surely The Inspired Unemployed Lads Would Be Getting A Bit Of Action?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A recent report by every single bloke sitting next to their giggling missos on the couch has found that the boys from the...
Noosa Toffs Whingeing About Makeshift Schoolies Urged To Give The Kids A Fucking Break
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The rest of Australia has come out in support of Queensland's school leavers this week, as the kids face community backlash for their...
Real Estate Firm Gets Fuckloads Of Business After Plastering Town With Photos Of Their Heads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
One of Betoota's premier Real Estate agencies has taken things up a notch in 2020, after a clever new promotional strategy saw them...
Report: Pop Actually Doesn’t Know Where The Washing Machine Is Located
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
“Is it in the shed?” asks grandfather of six Bob Drummond (82) with the indifference of his attempted answers while watching The Chase.
“I’ve...
Woodville Pizza Tell South Australia To Say Hi To Ashton Because They Just Got Punk’d!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTAC
South Australian premier Steven Marshall says he is “fuming” after it was revealed that the entire state had been pranked by a classic...
Munster Calls Cheese At Full Time Siren: “Meet Me In The Valley. The Show Goes On Bra”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Queensland Police Force's Riot and Public Order Squadron were put on stand by last night, following the news that the NRL's favourite...
