Local Mum Enters Her Red-Framed Reading Glasses Phase
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Local Betoota Grove woman, Meredith Markson (58) is making a big change today.
Say farewell to the transition lenses, because this local mum has...
Adelaide Streets Completely Deserted Due To Them Being Located In Adelaide
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Local police have released footage of the empty central business district of the South Australian capital, and it's shocked the nation.
Not because of...
After 7 Months Locked In His Home Office, Local Dad Says Stay-At-Home Parents Are Whingers
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Local online sales director Jules McMahon says if 2020 has taught him anything, it's that he doesn't need to live in the city...
Maid-Of-Honour Physically Escorted From Wedding For Not Referring To Bride As Her Ride Or Die
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A picturesque wedding in the function room of The Betoota Flight Path District's Orthodox Church has been soured today, after a maid-of-honour actively...
Aussies Delighted To Go Back To Saying “What’s His Name Again?” When Talking About President
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Australians are cherish the opportunity to no longer think or care about US politics, it has been confirmed.
Although the Trump Presidency was an...
Scotty Says Adultery Wouldn’t Be Such An Issue In Canberra If Everyone Dressed Appropriately
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Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing says allegations about two of his ministers, Christian Porter and Alan Tudge, having affairs were dealt with by...
Hot Mess Gladys Finally Puts 2020 Behind Her, Buys Campervan And Braids Her Way To Byron Bay
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NSW Premier and huge Amy Schumer fan Gladys Berijiklian has finally decided this trainwreck of a year go and get effed.
She's going on...
“Bernie Would Have Won” Says Inner City Leftie Who Seems To Forget How Corbyn And Shorten Went
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A prominent political analyst currently smoking spliffs on a 2nd floor terrace house balcony in Betoota's French Quarter says this whole US election...
“Seems The Polls Might Have Been Wrong” Says ABC Panelists For 204th Election In A Row
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The ABC panelists covering the US Presidential Election are today rattled by the unprecedented result in Florida.
At last count, President Trump looks 95%...
“Who Gives A Fuck About America!” Says Australian Bloke Still Young Enough To Be Conscripted
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A 28-year-old Australian bloke has today dismissed the seriousness of the 2020 Presidential Election, by declaring the result will have no effect on...
