Local Anti-Vaxxer Moves To Northern Rivers To Begin Her Studies At The University Of Bigpond
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Local vaccine skeptic, Angela Cooley (42), is the talk of the town in Betoota's Old City District today, after it was revealed...
PM Demands Apology From Biggest Bloke In the Pub For Repugnant Comments About The Sharkies
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Prime Minister Scott Morrison has drawn a line today and has demanded an apology from the biggest bloke in the pub regarding...
“I Guess We Don’t Really Need A Mayor?” Says Rockhampton
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Rockhampton residents are rushing to begin home renovations this week, after learning that you don't really need a mayor or a council...
“There’s Something I Love About Byron” Says Yuppie, Unaware That ‘Something’ Is White People
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18 months after leaving her hometown of Carlton for the pristine sands of Bondi Beach, local e-commerce professional, Delilah Abetz (31) is...
Dan Andrews: “Mark Hunt Will Knock Out Gallen In The Third. I Cannot Be Any Clearer On That”
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"Put the fucking house on it" said the Victorian Premier.
"This is easy money"
The media scrum murmured in shock. In his first...
Spotify 2020 Wrap Reveals Local Girl Could Probably Expand Horizons A Bit Beyond ‘That Song’
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As the end of 2020 draws near it brings with it Spotify’s yearly wrap up of what its listeners have been streaming.
Like...
Granite Belt Experiences Critical Bundy Rum Shortage As QLD Border Finally Opens Up To Expats
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Families embraced in Brisbane airport yesterday as travellers from Victoria and Greater Sydney disembarked planes and reunited with loved ones.
Like that famous...
Mysterious Monolith Appears In Mount Isa, Immediately Peppered With Buckshots From Motorists
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A day after the mysterious monolith in the Utah desert disappeared, a second similar object has appeared on the roadside of the...
Emo Gladys Defies Her Conservative Parents And Begins Transition To Renewables At State Level
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The NSW Premier's transformation from Hot Mess Gladys to Emo Gladys is now complete, after Berejiklian officially unveiled a plan to...
Sit Down Gigs Give Professional Band Flashback To Early Career RSL Gigs
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After months of joyous silence for the scum-of-the-Earth yuppies and boomers who cannot stand the noise coming from the venues they chose to...
