Channel Nine Viewer To Sue After Correctly Guessing “What Happens Next” During Ads
15 June, 2016. 10:05
J. TOMPKINS | Entertainment | Contact
The Nine network are in hot water this morning after a viewer disproved an ever-present promo line that...
Local man unsure if he can donate blood anymore after kissing another local man
14 June, 2016. 16:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A TWENTY-EIGHT YEAR OLD interior designer is picking up the pieces today after he got a...
Local man looks through old photos from a time when he liked Coldplay
11 June, 2016. 18:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
IF THERE'S ANYTHING that every young person in the free world can agree on, it's that...
“I Took My Autistic Mate To The Casino And Lost $17,000 In Ten Minutes”
11 June, 2016. 11:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
KEVIN GREENHOLM SAYS he should've walked out when his partner in crime started nearly sorting the...
Barnaby Joyce’s election campaign once again derailed by publicity
10 June, 2016. 12:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER is back in the headlines again today after he told some mouthy...
Local Man Gives Up On Life And Has Thai For Breakfast
10 June, 2016. 12:34
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
FINDING A NEW WAY of disgracing and embarrassing himself each day, friendly area bartender Martin Shorthorn...
ACA Now Just Creating Segments About Bogan Drama They Overhear In The Pub
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
As society's lowest common denominator continues to slip, Channel Nine's investagtive journalism program A Current Affair is now stepping outside its usual format...
Mum with townie-two-town hairstyle is not to be fucked with
9 June, 2016. 15:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
SHARON GLEESON SITS IN her Caboolture kitchen, working her way through her fourth Horizon Blue of...
Local Dad still pretending not to care about son’s earrings, man bun
6 June, 2016. 13:45
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
AFTER COMING FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS, one senior partner at a prestigious Sydney law firm promised his...
Owners Of Collaroy Mansions Now Face Tragic Prospect Of Re-Entering Housing Market
7 June, 2016. 15:34
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact
Sydney homeowners whose waterfront mansions were wiped out by extreme sea conditions stand to lose millions if they...

















