Historians Agree Captain Cook Arrived With Carton Of Piss, Keen To Make Friends
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After realising that Australian politics was missing his wildly unhelpful input, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has returned to breakfast television with...
Waleed Aly To Deliver Introspective Monologue Through Belgian Flag Filter Tonight
23 March, 2016. 11:34
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IN RESPONSE TO THE RECENT terrorist bombings in Brussels, Waleed Aly has announced his intention to...
Local Man Condemns Entire Religion Shortly After Learning Where Brussels Is
23 March, 2016. 09:35
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Shortly after learning that the capital of Belgian is known as Brussels, local mechanic Todd Daisley...
John Howard returns home from Contiki trip in one piece
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IT WAS THE TRIP of a lifetime for the former prime minister, who arrived safely this afternoon in Sydney.
After...
Australia Celebrates Annual ‘Chew Through One Pint Of Guinness Before Going Back To XXXX Gold’ Day
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Tens of thousands of revellers around Australia instantly regret buying that first pint of Guinness on St Patrick's Day each...
ISIS Propaganda And Marketing Team In Awe Of Trump Campaign
16 March, 2016. 18:15
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In December last year, US presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton claimed that GOP rival Donald Trump's slanderous comments...
Trump Meets With Muslim And Latino Communities For Rational Discussion About Unity
14 March, 2016. 15:15
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Donald Trump was met with a warm and peaceful reception in Harlem, New York this morning...
Next Republican Debate To Take Place Inside Cage At WrestleMania 32
4 March, 2016. 15:35
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SLATED AS BEING ONE OF THE most electric sporting events of the year, the five remaining...
Trump Seeks Advice From Tony Abbott On How To Keep His Job
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A Donald Trump rally in Virginia took an interesting turn yesterday, after the Republican President took several bites out of a raw...
Leonardo DiCaprio Is Not Black, It Has Been Confirmed
29 January, 2016 16:30
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More than two decades after his first Academy Award nomination, Leonardo DiCaprio has secured the best actor Oscar for his role in...
