Biden Quietly Inquires About Dr Stone Cold’s Availability In Event Trump Goes Back Into Hospital
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US Presidential hopeful Joe Biden has revealed a bold election campaign ploy today.
The Democratic Leader has reportedly contacted Stone Cold Steve Austin...
Trump Supporters Pray Their President Only Has A Mild Case Of The Virus They Don’t Believe In
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The militant supporters of Donald Trump have taken his advice today and are refusing to let this horrible virus dominate their lives.
President Trump...
Broke Senior Citizen Gets His Own Hospital Bed As America Begins Trialling Free Healthcare
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The United States Government has today shocked its citizens by announcing it has begun trialling free health care for broke senior citizens.
This...
Fears Grow For Trump’s Ability To Overcome COVID-19 As An Obese, Elderly, Low-Income American
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American news outlets have today released footage of President Donald Trump arriving at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, where the White House...
Trump Family Records More Cases Of Community Transmission Than Entire State Of Queensland
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In some breaking news from the United States Of America, Donald and Melania Trump have officially recorded more cases of community transmission than...
Fucking Lol
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US President Donald Trump and First Lady Melania Trump have tested positive for COVID-19.
And that has led the nation, rightly or wrongly, to...
Presidential Debate Gives Haunting Insight Into How Incompetent The 328 Million Others Must Be
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The first of the US Presidential debates has come and gone today, with 90ish minutes of three old white codgers talking over the...
Furious Argument Outside Local Hellenic Cafe Somehow More Civilised Than Presidential Debate
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The elderly post-war migrants currently berating each other outside the Hellenic Cafe in Betoota's Flight Path District appear to be quite measured when...
2020 Presidential Debate Equipped With Steel Chair, Trash Can, Ladder, Scattered Brass Tacks
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In less than half an hour, the first US presidential debate between Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden will be underway, as...
US Government Able To Secure Purchase Of 2nd-Hand Ex-Cab Falcon With Trump’s Tax Contribution
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The Trump Administration have today dismissed the bombshell revelations that the President has evaded federal income taxes for the better part of two...
