Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that we are treated to every quarter-century, those...
“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard work, after being left with now option...
Buckingham Palace: Meghan By Far Nastiest Royal Since Bloody Mary Burnt All Those Protestants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The media machine behind the family responsible for the raping and pillaging of half the Indigenous communities on planet Earth, have this...
Mobile Developers To Launch App That Automatically Invests In Whatever Elon Musk Is Tweeting About
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
A team of app developers in Betoota Heights have just fast-tracked the seed funding required for their new trading app, ‘Musk watch.’
The app,...
Report: Hillsong Founder Brian Houston Just A Homophobic Version Of Vince McMahon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Embattled Hillsong founder Brian Houston has made international headlines this week, as the US media discovers how weird Australia's coolest religion really...
Australia Starting To Think Boris Is Telling Porkies About This ‘More Contagious’ UK Strain
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
After two of our capital cities were locked down due to quarantine outbreaks of the MUTANT UK STRAIN - without any new...
NFL Roll Out Yet Another Halftime Show That Fails To Live Up To Michael Jackson In 1993
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
As the Americans celebrate yet another grand final between two teams in that weird type of football they play, once again there...
PM Fast-Tracks Travel Bubble With The Phillipines In Effort To Get Christensen To Fuck Off
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Scott Morrison is once again facing the difficulties that come with running a government that is made up of a coalition between...
Democrats Announce Trillion Dollar Bailout For Hedge Funds Burnt By GameStop Financial Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Joe Biden has today announced a giant package to help those who have fallen upon tougher times.
The new President has revealed a...
Trumps Driver Already Worn Down To A Stub
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
It has been less than a couple of weeks since Donald Trump left the White House with all the grace of a personally...
