Melbourne To Trial Sydney-style Cafe Lockouts After Gangland Murder Near Cafe
16 March, 2016. 17:04
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IN RESPONSE TO THE LATEST senseless killing in Melbourne's caffeine district, the Victorian government is set...
Government Proposes New Alcohol Plain Packaging Laws To Limit Smart Arse Behaviour
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THE ATTORNEY-GENERAL'S office has drafted alcohol plain packaging legislation which is due to go before parliament in the coming...
Turnbull Challenges Climate Scientists To Guess Which Briefcase Has Funding In It
15 March, 2016. 15:15
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Fears that some of Australia's most important climate research institutions will be gutted under a Turnbull government...
Clive Palmer’s aides have lost him inside IKEA
15 March, 2016. 13:45
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THE LOGAN IKEA SUPERSTORE is in lockdown after federal politician Clive Palmer wandered off from his...
ABC To Keep Flogging Weird British Programs Until Mandatory 8 Week Holiday Wraps Up
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The Australian Broadcasting Corporation has today announced that they do not care how many people actually watch their Sunday...
Report: 70% Of Canberra Residents Think “The Bush Capital” Is In Reference To Marijuana
13 March, 2016. 18:35
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A new report by the Australian National University has indicated that 70% of ACT residents were under the...
Somebody cut off Neil Perry’s iconic ponytail and now he wants it back
11 March, 2016. 11:34
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WOMEN WERE LEFT SCREAMING as masked bandits fled the chaotic scene today at one of Sydney's...
Uber Driver’s Pyramid Scheme Pitch Most Exciting Thing About Night Out In Sydney
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After a night out in the Harbour city, Bridgette McClymont (20) says the most interesting and exciting part of the...
Investigations Into Shane Warne Foundation Reveal Warnie Was Grouse At Cricket
11 March, 2016. 10:45
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After appearing on The Project from South Africa where he had just been ejected from jungle reality...
Johnny Depp endorses Tony Windsor for New England
10 March, 2016. 13:04
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AMERICAN ACTOR JOHNNY DEPP announced today that he plans to back Tony Windsor's return to politics...
