Baby Boomer Forced To Confront Own Mortality For The Second Time This Week
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IT ONLY SEEMED LIKE yesterday when 56-year-old retired banker Richard Cullens was sitting in the lounge room - listening...
West End man still pulling chicks by telling them he played drums in Powderfinger
27 December, 2016. 15:34
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Gilbert Tanner rides down Montague Road on his razor scooter most afternoons on his way to...
Yamba Council Begrudgingly Put Their Hands Up To Babysit For Tamworth Over Christmas Period
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With Christmas festivities complete, households across from across the New England region of north-west New South Wales are emptying by the minute.
Destination: Yamba,...
Awkward Cigarette Just Out Of Family’s Eyesight Only Thing Keeping Man Together
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Being a 24-year-old youngest of four, Dennis Schumann has more nieces and nephews than one could poke a stick...
Report: Your New Year’s Eve Is Going To Be Shit
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Getting separated from your friends, dealing with other friends who've bitten off more MDMA than they can chew and...
Bloke begins browsing through local gyms he’ll quit going to by Australia Day
26 December, 2016. 15:34
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Just appalled at what he's let himself become over the silly season, a West Betoota software...
Senator Di Natale Calls For Ban On Giving Poorly Behaved Children Coal For Christmas
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Greens Leader Richard Di Natale has today called for Australian parents to reconsider giving their children coal for Christmas and...
Halfwit Cousin Opens Up Old Wounds After Casually Mentioning Dark Family Secret
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Dodgy cousin, Bryce, has just made mention of something that the entire family had buried over ten years ago. It has been...
Local Man Still Fuming After Mother-In-Law Suggests He’s Been In A Good Paddock
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Departing Adelaide for the Paris of Australia, Dennis Rollins said he loves coming to Melbourne this time of year.
Wife...
“That Should Do It” Says Mum Overlooking Toxic Amount Of Christmas Grog In Shopping Trolley
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With all of her children in town, Betoota mum Sandra Pershorn (58) is finally content with the amount of alcohol in her...
