Angus Taylor Drops A Carton Of New Off At Barnaby’s To Thank Him For Taking The Heat Off
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Federal Energy Minister Angus Taylor was under the pump yesterday amid calls for a Senate inquiry into his conduct...
NewStart Recipient Plans To Build Diverse Share Portfolio With Any Proposed Payment Increases
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A local economic handbrake has taken time out of his busy day of doing fuck all to tell The...
Barnaby Caught Purchasing 2KG Of Rump Steak As Brown Onions At Self Serve Checkout
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Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce has been left red-faced this afternoon.
The Member for New England was caught in a bit of situation after...
Liverpool Fan’s Coworkers Under Impression YNWA Flag In Cubical Is A Motivational Poster
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To the untrained eye, the giant red flag on Marcus Wallace's cubical wall would seem a bit full on....
Drug Dealer Mistakenly Thinks Customer Cares About His Personal Life
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"Yeah, so, bit of stuff going on hey…” drug dealer, Shae Watson, said sorrowfully to Jack Wiltshire while the two were catching up...
Inner-City Woman Disgusted By Rural Coworker’s Idea Of Childhood Fun
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Inner-city leftie, Jocelyn Woods, has been left speechless this afternoon after hearing what her colleague and her brother used to do for fun...
Peter Dutton Reveals Orange Slice Is His Favourite
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In an unsurprising announcement this morning, Home Affairs Minister and amateur dental surgeon Peter Dutton has today revealed that he is one of...
Farmer Looks Forward To The Crop He Just Put In Get 3-Inches On It The Week Before Harvest
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A few weeks ago, Wilson Bransby of "Top Conbar" on the Betoota City Limits felt in his gut that...
Man Can’t Help But Laugh At The Fucking State Of This Planet As He Walks To Work In Shorts
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A senior economics professor at South Betoota Polytechnic College made the short walk through Irwin Park this morning on...
