Jetstar Passenger Nervously Laughs After Learning Aircraft Techs Are Only Paid $24 An Hour
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The nation has thrown support behind striking Jetstar workers today, saying people who maintain aircraft deserve to be paid...
Christmas Party Ends On High Note With Two Coworkers Discussing Their Parents’ Divorces
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A pair of French Quarter tech professionals spent this morning scrolling through the local job listings after getting a...
Grill’d Quietly Enquire With RFS About Recruiting Some Of Their Volunteer Firefighters
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Overpriced fast food joint Grill'd have discreetly contacted the Rural Fire Service today.
The company responsible for ripping off workers through a bullshit...
Westpac Gathers Shareholders To Discuss Whether They Should Stop Funding Terrorists And Pedophiles
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Big Four Bank Westpac has today brought its shareholders in to discuss the fact they should probably stop facilitating child exploitation and terrorism....
Property Investors Shocked To Learn Water Restrictions Also Apply To People Like Them
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A breeding pair of Betoota Grove septuagenarians were left gobsmacked after being fined for using a hose on a...
Not All Bad! This Sydney Tradie Is Saving 35 Bucks A Day On Darts
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While swathes of NSW (Newcastle, Sydney And Wollongong) battle through a thick blanket of smoke, one local man is quietly revelling in the...
Elon Musk Unable To Confirm Or Deny Reports He’s Taking The Cyber Ute To Deni Next Year
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Be careful who you throw food dye on next year at Deni because it could be one of the...
NRL Tells Players To Head Down To Bondi Now And Squeeze In A Few Benders While No One Can See
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Earlier today, NSW Health officials recommended that Sydney residents stay indoors between 11.00am and 4.00pm if possible, as the combination of a...
Man Finally Learns That When People Say ‘Uighurs’ They’re Not Referring To People Like Ali G
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The one thing Henry Jacob's divorced parents can agree on is the fact that they wasted countless thousands of...
Climate Change Denying Energy Minister For Country On Fire Received Well At Climate Conference
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Angus Taylor has been treated to a rousing reception at an international Climate Change conference today.
As huge parts of his home country...
