Scott Morrison Quashes Hawaii Rumours With Visit To Bushfire-Ravaged Community
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Egg is on the face of every major news media outlet this afternoon because Scott Morrison put to bed...
Liberal Party Really Starting To Wish These Old Fire Chiefs Would Be Quiet Australians
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The Liberal Party has today hit out at the 'very noisy' old fire chiefs causing a bit of a song and dance about...
Jesus Confirms His Old Man Can’t Help Scotty From Marketing With His Bushfire Problem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A spokesman for the Kingdom of Heaven has confirmed reports that God cannot help Scott Morrison with the bushfires...
Exciting $2.96B Light Rail Briefly Distracts NSW From Fires Outmatching A $146.7M RFS Budget
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The people of New South Wales, all of whom appear to live between Randwick and Circular Quay are today enjoying brief reprieve...
Jetstar Cancels Flights Before Passengers Get To The Airport For A Change
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The nation's least favourite air carrier has gifted the nation with an early Christmas present this year, telling some...
Local Woman Begins Campaign To Get Everyone To Start Referring To Boyfriend By His First Name
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" His names Tom guys," said local girlfriend Sarah Simmons at a popular French Quarter rooftop bar yesterday.
The jovial yet firm...
Quiet Australian Loses His McDonald’s Restaurant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A Quiet Australian from Victoria's sunny Sunraysia has lost control over his McDonald's restaurant today after he and his...
Australian Quite Relieved His Ancestors Broke The Law
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As news of the UK election results rolls in and the Boris Johnson lead Conservative party has won the race, local man Eddie...
“How Good Is Cricket?” Says Public Servant Who Can’t Even Spell ‘Labuschagne’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
One of the commonwealth's most senior public servants has asked the country how good cricket is, despite not even...
Political Junkie Discussing UK Election Watches Eyes Of Everyone He’s Talking To Glaze Over
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A self-confessed political junkie is struggling to find someone interested in the UK General Election this afternoon down the...
