Grown Woman Still Heavily Reliant On Gwen Stefani To Spell Bananas Correctly
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A well-educated, intelligent, grown woman has today revealed to The Advocate that she hasn’t been able to spell the word ‘bananas’ without the...
Premier Berejiklian Explores Options To Privatise The Disappointment Over New Light Rail
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The spoilt thousands who call Sydney's south-east corridor home don't like the new light rail in their neighbourhood and...
“You’ll Change Your Mind About The Prospect Of Rearing Children Like Mine When You Get Older”
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Leslie Totts was today informed that bodily autonomy does not exist and that her immature mind is yet to truly fathom the wonderful...
Residents Of A Small Coastal Town Urged To Commit Murder In An Effort To Boost Tourism
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT
Members of a small coastal town council have reportedly convened for an emergency late-night meeting.
The mayor, Mr Thompson, had called the meeting...
SUV Commercials No Longer Include Shot of Car Splashing Through Water As Drought Continues
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As the country remains locked in drought, even the advertising industry has been impacted as new SUV commercials ditch the iconic “car splashing...
House For Sale In Blair Athol Features 4 Beds, 2 Baths, 300 Power Outlets In Ceiling Space
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
A newly-listed house in the Colorbond Belt of South Western Sydney is attracting attention for a very unusual feature; a ceiling space which...
Inner City Sexagenerian Not About To Let A “Total Fire Ban” Ruin Today’s Barbeque Plans
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
"What's going to catch on fire here? This building is made from Diamantina sandstone," he laughed.
"I pay my rates,...
Non-Christian City Worker Observes And Respects Traditional Office Christmas Party Celebrations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A young man from the inner-city who is not religious in any way has sent the past fortnight respectfully...
Thoughtful Plane Passenger Shuns Tradition And Doesn’t Piss Directly Onto The Floor
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact
A passenger on a long-haul flight from Betoota to Singapore has had an overwhelming feeling of gratefulness this evening after one of her...
Regional Pub Cook Rebrands As Chef To See If Anyone Will Stop Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Proving the PM’s sentiment that if you want a go you’ll get one, a regional pub cook has taken maters into his own...
