Aunt Joan Suggests Revolting Christmas Lunch Turkey Alternative After Watching Game Changers
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Insult has potentially been added to injury for one local man today after he received a double-spaced and randomly...
Unvaccinated Child Wears Dust Mask
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As out-of-control bushfires continue to burn to the west of town, the parents of an unvaccinated youngster have forced...
Kirribilli Man Didn’t Pay Dad Back Half A $5M Interest Free Loan For Views Covered In Smoke
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Sydney city is today being smothered by the thickest smoke cloud of this unprecedented and record-breaking bushfire season.
It is being blown...
MCG Curators Apply Light Nuclear Strike On Pitch To Try And Take A Bit Of Pizzazz Out Of It
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The curators of the nation's most overrated sporting venue have applied a low-yield nuclear strike against their own pitch...
ScoMo Disappointed To Wake Up And Read People Are STILL Talking About These FLAMING Bushfires
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The Prime Minister stirred this morning sometime after six, found his glasses on the bedside table, looked at his...
Local Building Boldly Displays Year Of Construction Like It’s Going To Still Be There In 2107
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A block of cheap flats in Betoota Heights boldly displays the year the building was built - in a...
Bombing Panels To Be Legalised As Government Merges Arts Department With Transport Department
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The artform formerly known as 'graffiti vandalism' is expected to be legalised in 2020, following a decision by Prime Minister Scott Morrison to...
Pilots Told Cyclists Are Just As Entitled To Ride On Local Flight Paths As They Are
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The Australian Federation of Pilots has told their members to respect cyclists and leave at least one meter when...
Labor Reportedly Exploring Idea Of Offering An Opposition To Policies That Concern Voters
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In some sensational news out of the capital of the country, it's believed that the Australian Labor Party are considering doing their job....
Government Confident Bushfires Will Be Halted Once They Burn Through To The Sea
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The State Government of NSW and the Federal Government are remaining confident this morning that the bushfires currently plaguing...
