Scientists Examine School Strike Comment Section For Realistic Solutions To Climate Change
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Climate scientists at the CSIRO may have been personally warned by Prime Minister Scott Morrison to ‘not get...
Inner-City Leftie Slips His Useless Cloth Mask Down To Enjoy A Rollie And A Schooner After Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local ABC employee has pulled down his protest mask this afternoon to enjoy a well-earned Log Cabin and...
Report: Predatory Multinational Bookmakers Who Pay Next To No Tax Might Be A Bit Crook
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some news that has shaken the nation to its very core, a report has emerged that some multinational bookmakers might be a...
Rescue Services Say Sydney Air Quality Now On Par With Bourbon & Beefsteak Pokies In 1999
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The Bureau of Meteorology said heavy smoke billowing from bushfires surrounding Sydney will linger in the city basin until Saturday, and probably longer...
Troy Buswell Still The Fuck Up Benchmark For Triggering A Liberal Resignation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Many people around the country have been calling for the resignation of Angus Taylor for months.
Angus has been...
PM Struggles To Find Catchy Enough Slogan To Make Australia Forget 10% Of Continent Is On Fire
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
"How good are fireys!" he says to himself in the mirror.
"No... nah I can do better" he mutters to himself. He tries again.
"The...
Man With Nothing Left To Complain About Takes To Social Media To Whinge About Bushfire Smoke
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A local public servant who's already put his feet up for the year has been left with nothing to...
Grassroots Rugby Club’s Taped Up Tackle Bag From 1997 Will Have To Do For Another Few Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
A heavily taped up tackle bag that has sat in an asbestos-riddled storage facility in a local junior rugby union club for 22...
Rugby Australia’s Board Blames Legal System, God, Cheika And Pigeon For Folau Disaster
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Rugby Australia reached a confidential settlement with wayward star Israel Folau yesterday, bringing an end to what has been...
Charmander Young Liberal Evolves Into Charmeleon With Purchase Of Semi-Tailored Three-Piece
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
A man-boobed private schoolboy who at age 26, is still living in his parent's Betoota Grove six-bedder, has reaffirmed...
