Morrison Announces New State-Of-The-Art Hospital For Northwest Tasmania To Cheer Jacqui Up
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The Prime Minister has announced northwest Tasmania's ageing hospital and healthcare facilities are going to be replaced by a...
Barnaby Joyce Risks Destabilising The Nationals By Suggesting They Support Farmers
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According to a local survey conducted earlier this week, The Nationals are a spent political force. By and large,...
“Do Not Fear Huawei,” Says Local Man Paid Millions By Huawei To Say Do Not Fear Huawei
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A local lawyer who recently started working for Chinese telecommunications giant, Huawei, as their legal counsel has lashed out...
Hippy Activists Not Quite As Disruptive As Thing They Were Protesting Against In Hindsight
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Following the fourth week of severe bushfires ravaging the country, it can be confirmed today that some hippies disrupting public transport may have...
Local Public Servants Say This Year Is Pretty Much A Write Off, Sorry
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Passengers aboard the Betoota Shire Council gravy train have pulled up stumps for this year, they say, telling The...
This Suburban Rug Salesman Is Moving More Rugs Than This Holden Dealer Is Moving Commodores
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In a complete reversal of roles, a suburban shopping centre rug salesman has for the first time outside his...
Tony Abbott Calls For Prince Andrew To Be Knighted
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Former Prime Minister and current rock spider apologist Tony Abbott has today made another sensational claim.
Speaking to reporters out the front of...
Auto-Refill Of Credit Card Details Helps Hurry Through Extremely Impulsive Online Purchase
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A hesitant online purchase has been given the green light courtesy of Google’s helpful autofill filter.
Steph Rogers says she’d been spending her...
Local Bloke Reckons He Got Through The Irishman Last Night
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Unless you are binging through the directors cut of Lord Rings Return Of The King, it is very rare for anyone to sit...
Michael Bublé Confronts Local Woman With Stark Reminder That Another Year Is In The Bin
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Canadian-Italian singer Michael Bublé has once again taken the opportunity to remind the nation that another spin around on this increasingly barren chunk...
