Occy Straps No Longer Made From Genuine Octopus
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
In a win for animal rights groups, Automotive Accessories manufacturer Aunger has finally caved in to public pressure and announced that from March next year it’s iconic...
Speedway Fans Quietly Scoping Out Industrial Estates Prior To Valvoline Raceway Closure
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
With the devastating news in October that Valvoline Raceway, formerly known as Parramatta Speedway, would be compulsorily acquired for demolition and developed into...
RFS Overhauls Fire Danger Warning System
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
As conditions this summer point to potentially record-breakingly shitty conditions for bushfires, the RFS is looking to again overhaul its bushfire warning system to reflect the...
Dad Spotted With Tape Measure In Son’s Room Shortly After 18th Birthday
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT
Local lad Lachlan Kriesler is uncharacteristically deep in thought today after being woken by the unfamiliar sight of his father measuring his bedroom.
“Yeah,...
Roger David For Women Goes Into Voluntary Administration
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Bardot, the Roger David for Women, has gone into voluntary administration today, telling the media that a cluttered retail...
ScoMo Flat Out Asks Angus Taylor If He Was Planning On Pulling A Skase While In Spain Next Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Prime Minister Scott Morrison asked his Energy Minister this afternoon if he was planning on 'pulling a Skase' while...
PM Says Anyone Concerned About His MPs Forging Documents Need To Get Out Of Canberra Bubble
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today taken to his Instagram page today to emphasise that his party are focused on the real issues...
Regional Community Welcomes New Psychiatrist To Town
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
Our town's mental health facilities have been boosted and buoyed by the arrival of a new psychiatrist who's just...
Footy’s Size-For-Age Policy Scrapped As Old Man Confirms Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
After growing public pressure regarding the controversial Size For Age Policy, the Sydney Junior Rugby Union has been forced to cave.
Following allegations,...
Worker Proud Of Not Even Knowing How To Turn On A Computer About To Be Replaced By One
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
When conversation down the Gelded Seahorse Hotel turns to technology, a local cabinetmaker laughs and dips his moustache into...
