Ribbon-Cutting Of Barangaroo Close Enough For NSW Government To Repeal Lockout Laws In CBD
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In some exciting news for residents of the nation's 2nd worst city, the new Barangaroo developments are almost ready to go.
The NSW...
Hungover 39-Year-Old Pretends He Doesn’t Actually Feel Like A 19-Year-Old Labrador
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It's late November and Harry Tollman isn't as piss fit as he needs to be for this time of...
Friend Who Moved To Hobart For Work Begins Ambitious Campaign To Get Friends To Join Her Haha
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"Guys, seriously" says Lillie (27), right on cue.
"We should all move here haha"
Lillie is currently going through the paces expected from someone on...
Anti-Halloween Campaigner’s Heart Pops After Learning People Celebrate Thanksgiving Here, Too
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The rage that washes over Roger Pevey's being whenever people bring up Australians celebrating Halloween has had his left...
NSW Police Cancel ARIAs After Spotting A OneFour Member Within 20kms Of Venue
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In some breaking news out of the harbour hell hole of Sydney, the music industry has just been informed that tonight's party is...
Corbyn Confirms First People Hanged After Election Will Be The Convertible Land Rover Owners
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Owners of the revoltingly impractical and expensive convertible Land Rover have been put on notice by UK Labour Leader...
Relative With Pool Selfishly Refuses To Host Christmas
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A Betoota Grove man who converted his privileged private school background into a successful career is business has refused...
Brisbane Man Sends It Into River After Being Unable To Find Station Not Playing Dance Monkey
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A Brisbane electrician has treated himself to a dip in the brown snake this afternoon.
The 29-year-old decided to do so after failing...
Discontinuation Of Resch’s Infuriates Nation’s Proper Drinkers
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As Australians react to the shocking news that some the nation's favourite non-alcoholic beverages will now be Chinese-owned following $600 million takeover of...
Westpac Boardmembers Begin Quietly Applying For Vacant Treasurer Position At The Vatican
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The underfire board members at Big 4 Bank Westpac have begun discreetly exploring other career opportunities it can be confirmed.
This follows their...
