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Rumour Mill Goes Into Overdrive After Cameron Smith Spotted Browsing Boats At Gold Coast Marina

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! Rugby League's favourite 20/21 off-season rumour could have some serious legs, it has been confirmed this afternoon. That's right, it looks...

Ash Barty Celebrates Yarra Valley Victory With Innagural ‘Coles Roast Chook Trophy’

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some more good news for Australian tennis, local hope Ash Barty will go into our home grand slam with the Yarra Valley...

Peter V’Landys Calls The Dragons: “Are You Blokes Really That Fucked This Year?”

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Australian Rugby League commission chairman Peter V’Landys has today had to pick up the phone and ask The Dragons what the fuck...

McGuire Acts Swiftly Following Racism Report And Hires Sam Newman As Head Of Racial Harmony

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the fallout from the damning report into the culture of racism at Collingwood continues, Eddie McGuire has today moved to quickly set...

Warnie Weighs Into Toastie Scandal: I Would Never Have Eaten A Meal On The Bench In My Day

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Australian legend Shane Warne has today had his say on the toasted sandwich saga. The commentator and man who think's he's a...

Leaked Photos Reveal Angus Crichton Has Been Working At JB Hi-Fi During The NRL Off-Season

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT In a relatively quiet off-season by NRL standards, social media has today been buzzing with new off-field drama. Photos leaked by unknown sources...

Australia Rocked After Learning Collingwood Has A Problem With Systemic Racism

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently reeling today, after being informed that the Collingwood Football Club has a culture of systemic racism. Subscribe to get...

Outspoken Black Male Version Of Margaret Court Somehow Not Considered For The OAM As Well

CLANCY OVERELL  | Editor | CONTACT Margaret Court has this week cemented her legacy as the only sportsperson in Australia who was good enough for us to see...

Report: Turns Out Tennis Players Are Sooks

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the Australian Open gets set to wow middle-class people for the 56th consecutive year, the nation is shocked by what they have...

Indian Social Media Users Unfortunately Correct In Their Claims That We Are Convict Aussi Loosers

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for Australian cricket fans, it has been confirmed by Indian social media users today that we are indeed, 'convict...

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