Government’s Delayed Vaccine Roll-Out, Rape Scandals, Dodgy Grant Scandals To Vanish At 7PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The mounting allegations of sexual assault levelled towards high ranking Federal government staffers and ministers is set to not longer be an issue,...
Melbourne’s AAMI Park Unveils Bizarre Statue Of Sméagol From Lord Of The Rings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Victorians are today demanding answers from the operators of Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Precinct, after the erection of a statue that no one...
Cameron Smith Expects Nation To Honestly Believe He’s Not Gonna Pull A 2001 Alfie Langer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
PULLIN AN ALFIE: Rugby league legend Cameron Smith has today announced his retirement the only job he has ever had, playing football in...
NRL Distances Itself From Toxic Misogynistic Culture Of The Federal Government
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
With footy season just one lousy, enormous week away, the NRL has decided to draw a line in the sand when it comes...
Report: Little Athletic’s Dad Had A Few Beers The Other Night
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
In some breaking news from the French Quarter, it can be revealed that a local father consumed a few alcoholic beverages the other...
Wests Tigers Offer Man Who Outsprinted Tommy Turbo In Grainy Footage An $800,000 Contract
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
As the NRL season rolls ever closer, the Wests Tigers have once again thrown a big-money contract offer down on the table.
The...
Victoria Take Break From Booing Aboriginal AFL Stars To Focus On Booing Public Health Efforts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
Victorians have once again proven to the world that they are the most culturally frustrated population in our country - after an embarrassing...
Rugby Fans In A State Of Shock And Confusion After Seeing Their Game Actually Being Promoted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Fans of the game they purportedly play in heaven are currently in a state of disbelief, after weeks of seeing Rugby Union being...
Kinda Famous Ex-NRL Player Visits Town For 15 Minutes To Officially Open A New Bunnings Warehouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT
The opening of the new Betoota Heights Bunnings was met with great fanfare today, as former Queensland Maroon Mick Mockle did the honours...
Māori All-Stars To Replace New Zealand Nation Anthem With Live Rendition Of ‘Slice Of Heaven’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
The NRL All-Stars round is set to dazzle audiences with First Nations flair before the whistle even blows this weekend!
That's according to the...
