NRL Facing Critical Shortage Of Nicknames With Three Different Blokes Now Known As ‘Big Papi’
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It seems the days of The Raging Bull, The Pearl, El Magic and The Hitman are over, as the NRL comes to terms...
NRL Achieves Gender Equality Targets After Womens Player Charged With Bashing A Few Bouncers
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After working tirelessly to build Australian Womens rugby league up to a semi-professional standard, the NRL is today celebrating a new milestone in...
Penrith Vs Manly Match Potentially Called Off After UN Sends In Troops To Stop The Slaughter
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Tonight's Round 4 NRL match between the Penrith Panthers and the Manly Sea Eagles is at risk of being called off, after several...
Kostya’s Boy Is The Real Deal, Confirms Pop
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Australia's number one boxing prospect is now sitting at 18-wins and 0 losses, after a spectacular fifth round TKO last night.
Timmy Tszyu, the...
PM To Repair Misogynistic Image By Attending 19 Rounds Of All Mens Football Codes This Weekend
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Monday's Federal Cabinet reshuffle has failed to impress anyone, unsurprisingly, as our government continues to burn through MPs that can string a sentence...
PM Shakes Hands With Entire Parramatta Side Without Realising He’s Not In Sharks Change Rooms
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Scott Morrison has embarrassed himself over the weekend with a catastrophic gaffe at the Parramatta Eels vs Cronulla Sharks match.
His appearance at...
Scotty’s Footy Photo Opp Backfires As He Gets Taken Off The Field For Head Injury Assessment
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In an attempt to get a good photo Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison attended an NRL game.
After being highly criticised around this time...
Fox Sports And Nine Quietly Get To Work Editing Out Certain Clips From Origin Highlights Reels
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In some breaking news, both Channel 9 and Fox Sports have told their archivers and video editors to get to work immediately this...
Maroubra Houso Kid Who Gets Paid To Concuss Other Men Surprisingly Not That Politically Correct
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Sports reporters and administrators are continuing to appease Twitter sentiment this week, as they stand by their condemnations of Cronulla Sharks player Toby...
Rugby League Player Disciplined For Providing Public With Insight Into What He Is Genuinely Thinking
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The pearl-clutching Australian media elite are today spin-drying their white linen as they prepare to once again crucify another charismatic athlete for daring...
