Brisbane Begins Frantically Sandbagging Nightlife Precincts As NRL Magic Round Gets Underway
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The Brown Snake has already copped it ahead of another NRL Magic Round this weekend.
With all eight games played at Suncorp Stadium over...
#PrayForBrisbane Hashtag Goes Viral As 300 Rugby League Players Descend On The Brown Snake
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The latest viral # on social media is running it's course today, as the nation begins to come to terms with the fact...
“Please” Says Queensland
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The entire State Of Queensland has today begged Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith pull the jersey back on, in an effort to squeeze...
NRL Integrity Unit Set Up Complaints Tent In Fortitude Valley Ahead Of Brisbane’s Magic Round
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The rest of nation is beginning to question what the fuck Brisbane was thinking by once again allowing sixteen NRL teams into their...
Shorten Vows To Increase Participation Rates In Women’s Sport After Egg Girl Misses A Sitter
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An Albury woman's failed attempt to land an egg on The Nightwatchman's head this morning has renewed calls for a drastic increase in...
Hire-A-Hubby Now Offering “Abuse Volunteer Referees At Your Child’s Football Match” Service
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Australian handyman and home maintenance franchise Hire-A-Hubby, have today unveiled a new service sure to plug a void in alpha-less households around the...
Extremely Volatile Pub Patron Turns Out To Be Brother Of Former Rugby League Great
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An incredibly anti-social and provocative pub regular at Betoota's Lord Kidman Hotel has today rubbed up a couple out-of-towners with his brash behaviour.
In...
Sam Burgess Finds A Quiet Room Down At Redfern To Practice The Goanna
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Rabbitohs star Sam Burgess is today attempting to shake off his Northern English roots by embracing the culture of his retiring captain and...
“It’s Coming Home” Says Parramatta Man
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One delusional ActronAir account manager has today made the ambitious claim that rugby league is coming home.
He's just one of thousands of...
ARU Reconsidering Terminating Folau’s Contract After Impressive Character Reference From Hopa
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Australian Rugby CEO Raelene Castle has called an immediate meeting between all of the games executives to discuss whether or not they should...
