Demons Fans Finally Have Something To Look Forward To As Snow Falls On Victorian Alps
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Melbourne's lawyers, surgeons and finance people have today received the first batch of good news since the coalition government's election victory 10 days...
Footy Club That Lost In All Grades Has Dignity Restored By Thirds Captain During Boat Race
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The 3rd Grade Captain of the Betoota Mutts has saved the club's face this weekend after a dismal performance out on the paddock....
Simmons Split From Kardashian Clan Best News For Boomers Since Franking Credits
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In the most exciting news for the Boomers since franking credits were created, Australian basketball superstar Ben Simmons has today reportedly split up...
Cronk Retires To Focus On His Half-Finished Romance Novel Set In Renaissance Italy
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One of the greatest to ever play the game of Rugby League has today called it quits.
With 354 first grade games to...
Tim Tszyu Tipped To Break His Old Man Kostya’s Record With A One Metre Long Rat’s Tail
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The last time Australian boxing died, and that weird couple of years after Jeff Fenech hung up the gloves - it was resuscitated...
Devout Christians In The All Blacks Somehow Able To Adhere To Faith Without Being Fuckwits
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The critically endangered Australian footballing code of rugby union is once again looking to the world champion New Zealanders for tips on how...
NRL Confirms Plans To Make Magic Round Even More Reckless Next Year By Hosting It On The Goldie
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NRL CEO Todd Greenberg has confirmed this afternoon that the organisation plans to make it's Magic Round even bigger and better next year....
NRL Player Goes Back To Brisbane Hotel Room And Puts On A Movie
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In an incredible breaking story from the river city of Brisbane, The Betoota Advocate can officially confirm this morning that a promising young Rugby League...
Brisbane’s Cocaine Dealers Put On Hundreds Of Extra Staff For Magic Round
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The River City's Cocaine Industry isn't currently being run off it's feet today.
With the NRL's Magic Round in town, and roughly 300...
Report: Not A Good Weekend To Be Rocking A Sleeve Tattoo In The Valley
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It's just been officially confirmed today that it is a very bad weekend to have a sleeve tatt if you want to be...
